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Digital Dads NFL Pre-Game: Divisional Smackdown

Thursday, January 13th, 2011

Can the Seahawks pull off another upset? (Image: NFL)

Wild-Card weekend was certainly wild, to be predictable with my words and to say the least. With only four games to pick, you’d think that I might at least get half of them right. Well, that’s not how it happened. I sure hope you people aren’t betting on my picks, I know I ain’t. However, saying that I only got the Packers game right does feel pretty good, as it was nice to see Vick get brought down to Earth and not rewarded for being the best football playing criminal sociopath in the league. The last thing a lot of us wanted to see was him in the Superbowl.

This week some familiar foes take the field to determine who is going to make it into the championship round of the playoffs, and eventually the Superbowl. Just like last week, you’d think that the winners would be predictable, but we all know damn well that isn’t going to happen. It’s going to be a crazy-ass weekend, and at this point it’d be regrettable to discount the Jets and the Seahawks just because they are heavy underdogs. Here’s some picks.

No. 5 Baltimore Ravens (13-4) at No. 2 Pittsburgh Steelers (12-4)
Do I really have to say anything about this match-up? They’ve already met twice this year, as they do every year and split the series. Both games were three point games when it came to the final score, and both games were about defense. This game shouldn’t be any different. The Ravens can get to Big Ben when they come with corner pressure on the rush, and push up the middle. Ben needs to be quick on his feet. The Steelers strength when it comes to the rush is the safety blitz. This has less sacking power than it does stopping the run behind the line of scrimmage. As a Browns fan, I’m really looking forward to watching these two teams pummel each other, because it’s very possible one of them will have to travel to play the Patriots, a week after getting beat up. Yes, they could be hosting the Jets as well, but either way, the winner of this game will be battered and bruised. The key to victory on either side, besides the defense, is the field goal kicking. The weather in Pittsburgh is going to be shitty, and the wind most likely be blowing across the rivers. The best kicker is going to win this game, so I’m not even going to pick it except saying it will be the best playoff game this weekend.

No. 6 New York Jets (12-5) at No. 1 New England Patriots (14-2)
The Jets were counted out for a good portion of the season, yet here they are a week after beating the favored Colts to advance in the playoffs. They meet their division rivals in what could be a huge upset. They won in week 2, but in week 13 got their asses kicked hard by the Patriots, who were on a tear. Once again, the Patriots are the favored team, and once again the Jets don’t give a shit. Tom Brady is in the sights of the defense, and will most likely be under pressure on a pretty constant basis. The Jets defense confused the Colts O-line with a constant change in their looks and set-up. I expect them to do more of the same against the Pats, but the Pats and Bellichick know the Jets pretty well. They have more tape on them than any other team. Sure it probably came from illegal recording, but it’s still in their minds. Ryan should have some tricks up his sleeve for the offense, he’s going to have to if he wants Sanchez to really perform. However, I can’t pick against the Pats in this match-up. The only thing against them at this point is having the extra week off. They’ll probably start slow, but blow the Jets out in the fourth. Pats to win.

No. 6 Green Bay Packers (11-6) at No. 1 Atlanta Falcons (13-3)
Wow, I actually picked the Packers right. It was a pick based on morality as much as the construction of the team. They had already beaten the Eagles in their regular season match-up, but this was their first time playing Vick. They contained him, they wrecked him, they beat him like he beat dogs. His sorry ass will be watching the rest of the playoffs from his Dalmatian fur couch. Meanwhile, the Packers get to travel to Atlanta to face off against the Falcons in the dome. This is actually a good thing for the Packers, as the cold has been affecting them more than it used to, when Favre was playing and they had an undefeated home record in the playoffs. Remember that? This is a pretty even match-up, Rodgers and Matty Ice are going to be the superstar QB’s of the future for sure. The Packers lost to the Falcons in week 13, even with Rodgers going 344 yards. Expect tons of passing from both QB’s. The key here is mobility. Both defenses are quick up front, rather than strong. The Falcons have the advantage in the running game as well as QB mobility. Though Rodgers can get out of a jam pretty good. The Packers will have to contain the run without letting Ryan go deep on them too many times. This should be an interesting match-up that will come down to receivers getting open down-field. As much as I want to take the Packers in this game, I have to go with the Falcons at home. That’s that.

No. 4 Seattle Seahawks (8-9) at No. 2 Chicago Bears (11-5)
One of the Bears five losses this year came on the road against the Seahawks. At that point in the season, no one had any idea that the Hawks would end up winning their division at 7-9. To do that, they beat the Rams, then last week took on the Saints at home and didn’t look like a team with a 30th ranked defense. However, back when the Bears lost to the Hawks, they hadn’t yet turned into the tough playoff team you see before you this week. Everyone counted the Seahawks out last week, including me. Of course I did. They won their division at 7-9. While some people are calling for rule changes in the NFL, if anything this proves that it wouldn’t matter a bit. Any given Sunday right? Well, this weekend it should be a bit more predictable. It’d be nice for the Hawks to continue on to the NFC Championship, but this is where it ends. Bears to win at home.

That’s it, see you folks next week when I admit that I was probably wrong once again.

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Digital Dads NFL Pre-Game: Wild-Card Weekend

Thursday, January 6th, 2011
Rodgers vs. Vick

Rodgers and Vick - who will prevail? (Images: AP)

What needs to be said about this past season that hasn’t been said by a million other sports pundits? It was a wild NFL season with lots of drama, lots of Randy Moss whining, lots of coaches getting fired and of course – Brett Favre’s average sized shlong. Yes, it was a typical NFL season in America.

As the regular season came to a close, I couldn’t help but wonder about the shining turds playing as the NFC West champions. With their back-up QB, they beat the best/worst team in the NFC West to secure a spot in the playoffs with a losing record. What a shame that the NFL is allowing this to happen. If this doesn’t scream for a rule change, I don’t know what does. Hell, I hate to root for the Bucs, but they should have gotten in over the Seahawks, actually it would have been the Giants. Fuck the Bucs.

Well, here we are in the playoffs and I’m a bit depressed. This means that I only have a few NFL columns left to write this season, not to pick up again until August with my AFC & NFC previews. Until then, I figured that I’d fill this space with random sports news of the week, adding in my awesome commentary. Cause that’s how I roll. Anyway, it’s Wild-Card weekend, let’s get our picks on!

No. 6 New York Jets (11-5) at No. 3 Indianapolis Colts (10-6)
The Jets have found themselves in the playoffs even through controversy, mediocre offense and Mark Brunnell taking the snaps to give Sanchez a rest. Of course, the game against the Bills had no impact on their playoff spot. They are the Wild-Card and they are traveling to Lucas Oil to get beat by the Colts. Whoops, did I give that away too soon? No matter how the Colts played during the season, they finished strong and with a lot of injuries to their starters. The rest of the team stood up, and they made a run with Peyton at the helm to get ‘er done and put the Jags and Titans down to secure the division. The Jets are good, especially on run defense. The Colts will have trouble running against them, which is to be expected. But it’s Peyton’s arm they should be afraid of. Meanwhile, the Colts have to watch out for the same for Sanchez. The key to victory for the Colts is shutting down the deep ball and forcing the Jets to keep it short. Nearly the same for the Colts. However, I’m sticking with Peyton in this one, so that they can eventually lose to the Patriots. Colts at home.

No. 5 New Orleans Saints (11-5) at No. 4 Seattle Seahawks (7-9)
No no no no no. The Seahawks do not belong. This is like one of those pictures where everything looks the same and the question is “what doesn’t belong?” The Seahawks, that’s what. They don’t belong. The Giants should have been let in the playoffs with a 10-6 record, or even the Bucs over the 7-9 Seahawks. That being said, they went up against the Rams last week in a win it or go home game and they won it. So you’ve got to give them credit for that. Not only that, but they did it with backup QB Charlie Whitehurst rather than Hasselbeck, who still may not start this weekend when the Saints come into town. The only thing that the Seahawks have going for them, especially against a good team is Leon Washington returning punts. Know how to nullify him? Kick it out of bounds. Even as banged up as the Saints are, and having to travel to the west coast, the Seahawks won’t be able to stop or slow down the offense. This should be a blowout. Saints on the road.

No. 5 Baltimore Ravens (12-4) at No. 4 Kansas City Chiefs (10-6)
The Chiefs have had a very impressive season, finishing not only with a winning record but with one of the best offenses in the league. They strike with speed and wicked precision from Matt Cassel. However, without him they seemed to stumble and Cassel, while not a true pocket passer, loses a lot of his accuracy when he’s rushed. The Ravens, they like to rush quarterbacks. They put the pressure on and keep the pressure on and they usually do it with a three man front. Ed Reed is a monster in the secondary and will get in front of at least one ball in this game to take it away. The Chiefs have a slight advantage at home, and in order to win they need to strike fast and quick and rely on their defense to keep the game close. Flacco is cool under pressure, but he’s gotta be able to hand the ball off quickly as the defensive front for the Chiefs is quick and strong. I’m going out on a limb here, but the Chiefs have had a hell of a run and the Ravens will lose to the Steelers anyway. I’m taking the Chiefs at home.

No. 6 Green Bay Packers (10-6) at No. 3 Philadelphia Eagles (10-6)
The Packers opened up their season with a win at Philly. Now they return to Philly to face Vick instead of Kolb. The Packers beat the Bears in a very convincing win to push their way into the playoffs ahead of the Giants and the Bucs. Rodgers has been beat up this year, the running game has been suspect and the defense has had a few bad days – especially in the secondary. However, towards the end of the season they tightened up and became quite formidable. The Packers defense will have the daunting task of keeping Vick contained. That’s really the only key to the game, keep Vick contained and they should win. Vick still runs when he senses a defensive back or linebacker, sometimes ill advised. Yes, he cuts out a big play every once in a while, but pay attention to the failures in his run – especially when he gets pressured and the secondary is keeping up their coverage. Think back to the Chicago loss, that’s exactly what they did. The Packers need to do the same. If not, the Eagles will definitely win this game. However, I think the Packers defense can contain Vick, so I’m taking the Packers to win on the road and advance.

That’s it. Wild-Card weekend in four paragraphs. Next week: playoffs round two.

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Digital Dads NFL Pre-Game: Week 16

Wednesday, December 22nd, 2010

Da Bears should roll this weekend. (Image: NFL)

Look, not every week of picking football games can be a good week. I’ll be the first to admit that. I went a dismal 8-8 last week (132-93 on the season,) but you have to admit that some of the contests were close enough that my picks weren’t complete bullshit. Enough of that defensive crap, the point is that the season ain’t over yet, and there are a few divisions that have yet to crown a winner and one division that will crown one with a losing record.

Speaking of the NFC West, I’d almost like to see the winner go in with a terrible record. I’m talking a 6-10 record. It’s possible. I think. Most likely at this point it will be either an 8-8 team or a 7-9 team depending on how the next two weeks roll out for them. Meanwhile, some favorable match-ups around the league give a lot of teams that are on the brink, the chance to clinch a playoff berth, making Week 17 a bit less stressful. The Steelers have the best chance, since they get the visiting Panthers.

Also, don’t forget about the Collge Bowl games going on this week and next! Boise State vs. Utah should be a fun one, and of course I’m waiting for my Buckeyes to whip the Razorbacks. Hellz yeah. In the meantime – here’s some picks. Oh, and if you need a snack Sunday afternoon – how about this?

Featured Game:

NY Jets at Chicago Line: -0.0
First off, what the hell Rex? Foot fetish videos on YouTube with your wife? Really man? You know that the Bears fans are going to have some creative signs to go along with this shit. That being said, and hopefully not too much of a distraction, the Jets are coming off a huge win over the Steelers. While it was no longer than any other regulation football game, it was a game of endurance and the Jets prevailed. I was a bit surprised, because the Jets hadn’t been showing any offense of late. Which they’ll have to do against the Bears. Defense isn’t going to do it. The Bears have been too good on the offensive side of the ball. Even though they took a heartbreaking loss to the Pats – that was the Pats. The Bears are used to the cold now. I’m looking for them to come out and win. This game is heavy for the Jets, as they are trying to secure that wild-card spot, and the Bears want to lock up the division. The big game Bears will be out in this one.

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Carolina at Pittsburgh Line: -15.0
The Steelers got humbled a bit last week against the Jets, but Steelers fans shouldn’t be dismayed – they will be in playoffs. It’s just a question of as the division leader or as a wild-card. This week, tied with the Ravens in record, the Steelers need to win. Especially since the Panthers have been sucking all season. Not only have they had failures on defense and offense, the coaching decisions haven’t been winning ones. This team has been playing not to get shut out since week 5. They might not have that luxury against the Steelers run defense, since the run is only half cocked weapon the Panthers have. Steelers to win.

Dallas at Arizona Line: +7.0
The Cardinals are in the fortunate position of being the only NFC West team not in contention for the division. I say that because they have nothing left to play for, which makes them dangerous. Of course, the Cowboys also have nothing left to play for besides a bit of self respect. Jon Kitna has had a pretty good season so far though, which should secure him a starting job somewhere next year – like Minnesota. The Cowboys should win this one easy, and do some endzone dancing. But you never know.

New England at Buffalo Line: +9.0
The Patriots still have not clinched the division, but another win should do it. And hey, what do you know – it’s the Bills! The Bills surprised everyone last week with their win over Miami. However, experiencing a sudden turnaround with two weeks left in the season is pointless. Looking at the match-ups though, if there was one bottom of the barrel team that could definitely play spoiler it would have to be the Bills. Back in week 3 the Bills nearly pulled off the upset over the Patriots, losing 38-30. That was before the Pats lost to the Browns, then turned their season around. I see Buffalo competing pretty hard in this game, but I just can’t see them upsetting the Pats. Pats to win.

Baltimore at Cleveland Line: +3.5
The Ravens currently own the tiebreaker in the AFC North, but a loss here would obviously knock them out of first place. The Browns at home in December are not to be underestimated. They have a team in place that has kept every loss close this year, even with that bonehead Jake Delhomme holding the ball. Peyton Hillis is the key to the Browns playing spoiler for the Ravens. If he can get a running lane against the Ravens defense, then the Browns can prevail. The thing is, the Ravens only allowed 84 yards and 54 yards by the Steelers in the two games they played this year. That’s a pretty stifling run defense. So what chance does Hillis have? A pretty good one because the Browns have the threat of a QB with mobility. The problem there is the first big hit by Ray Lewis and Colt McCoy might be afraid to run. However, just to shake things up and since the Browns finish the season at home against the Steelers, I’m going to pick the Browns to win this game.

Tennessee at Kansas City Line: -5.0
The Chiefs are so close, yet so far. The Chargers are nipping at their heels, but still a game behind. The Chargers have the Bungles this week, while KC gets to stay at home and welcome the Titans to town. The Titans have Kerry Collins back at the helm, which helped them look like the team they were supposed to be against the Texans last week. They smacked the Texans around, Chris Johnson was back on his feet after not being able to bust through many lines this season and the Titans racked up a confidence building win. Sure, they are out of it, but Jeff Fisher wants to keep his damn job. Beating the Chiefs, a division leading team could help him do that. The Chiefs though, might be too strong on offense to let the Titans keep a lead. The Titans are going to have to come out quick and strong and keep the pressure on Cassel in order to win. I’m going out on a limb here and taking the Titans to upset on the road.

San Francisco at St. Louis Line: -2.0
The Rams are a huge failure this year. Sure, Bradford has had a good rookie season, and yes they are leading the division with a losing record – but shouldn’t they have a winning one? The fact of the matter is that this team will get into the playoffs and host a fucking playoff game with most likely a 7-9 record. It’s sad and demands a rule change. They are barely good enough to compete week to week. This week they face the Niners who with only five wins can also win the division – if they win this game. Please, for the love of all that is holy in the celestial arena of football – do not let that happen. Rams to win.

Detroit at Miami Line: -3.5
The Dolphins had a lot of chances to compete this year, but couldn’t get it together on defense or at the QB position to make a run at the Jets or Pats. Sparano will be out of job next year regardless because Bill Cowher has vocalized his interest in returning to coaching and mentioned the Dolphins as a possibility. There is no way they’ll pass that up. I fully expect that to happen. The Lions broke their road losing streak last week by beating the stupid Bucs, can they make it two in a row as they travel to south Florida? The Fins took a crushing loss to the Bills last week to completely eliminate them, so they are playing for Sparano’s job. I have a feeling they’d rather have Cowher. Lions to win on the road.

Washington at Jacksonville Line: -7.0
The Jags blew it last week. I mean, they really blew it. Beating the Colts would have put them solidly into first place in the AFC South. Now they have to hope that the Colts stumble and cannot lose a game. This is their must-win game, so it’s a good thing they have the Redskins coming to town. Already McNabb is talking about staying or going, I’m betting on going. Shanahan too. I’m calling it now – Shanahan back in Denver at the end of the season. Anyway, Jags to win at home. No question.

San Diego at Cincinnati Line: +7.5
Here’s where the Chargers can charge (get it, that’s a pun) into a tie with the Chiefs. They have to win this week at the Bungles and next week against the Broncos. That may seem like an easy path, but the Bungles have been a bit – ah – who am I kidding? The Bungles flat out suck balls this year. They have no chance against the Chargers offense. If I had to pick a blowout this week, I’d pick the Chargers to simply destroy the muddled Bungles.

Houston at Denver Line: -0.0 CRAPFEST OF THE WEEK!!
Teeeeebowwwwwwww!!! Teeeeebowwwwww!!! Teeeeebowwwwww!!! Tim Tebow gets the start for the terrible Broncos. Why not give the kid a chance? One has to think about Brady Quinn though. Will he ever get another chance in the NFL or did the Browns completely ruin him? The Texans had potential this season, and after five games were looking like a serious threat. Then they didn’t. This game means nothing, except maybe a coming out party for Tebow. So, Broncos to win.

Indianapolis at Oakland Line: +3.0 UPSET SPECIAL!!
I swear I’m not drunk right now. As you can tell from the subject line, I’m going to be picking the Raiders in this match-up. Even though the line is close, this would be a huge upset as the Colts are fighting for a playoff spot. The Raiders are basically out of it, well, they are out of it, but this team has been exciting this year – for the first time in a long time. They are 7-7, and could be looking at a winning season. Also for the first time in a long time. The Colts are hurting with injuries to a lot of key starters. The latest was Collie, who was put on IR after a spate of head injuries. Peyton has only Reggie Wayne to depend on, and he’ll be double covered. They have no running game, and their run defense has been off and on all season. That’s why I’m taking the Raiders to pull off the upset in the black hole.

New York at Green Bay Line: -0.0
Rodgers and Giants rookie Brandon Graham engaged in a bit of friendly smack talk this week, after Rodgers was cleared to play. With Rodgers back, and Flynn’s rookie inexperience back on the bench, the Packers have a pretty good shot at upsetting the Giants. The Packers nearly beat the Pats, and it was only Flynn’s inexperience with time management that kept them out of the end zone at the end of the game. The Giants got beat by the Eagles on a complete failure of second half defense and special teams. Did they get too comfortable with their lead perhaps? Too cocky? They won’t be able to do that against the Packers, and I don’t think they will. I’m taking the Giants to narrowly escape the Packers, but I won’t be surprised if the Packers upset.

Seattle at Tampa Bay Line: -6.0
The Seahawks roll into Tampa needing to win out to win their division with a losing record. Obviously by now you know how I feel about that. Frankly, I’d like to see this game end in a tie so neither team gets the win but I know the chances of that happening are pretty extreme. So since I refuse to take the Bucs, who are not going to make the playoffs and no one on their staff will be getting coach of the year (ridiculous!) I’m going to take the Hawks to win on the road.

Minnesota at Philadelphia Line: -7.0
Any other year this would be a perfect Sunday night game, and while it will be a good game, it will be a lopsided contest. Favre is gone, and even though he was old and cold – he gives the Vikings the best chance to win at this point. The line on this game was zero, but I changed it for the sake of this post to 7. The Vikings are going to not only have trouble stopping Vick, but their special teams showed against the two times they kicked to Hester that they can’t tackle worth a shit. Deshaun Jackson offers the same type of speed and tackle avoidance. Forget it. Eagles to win big and get the home playoff spot.

New Orleans at Atlanta Line: -3.0
If there is one true game on the schedule this week that isn’t going to make a difference win or lose, it’s this one. The Falcons have locked up the NFC South unless they lose two and the Saints win their last two. However, that most likely won’t happen either way. This is going to be a hell of a good game between these two teams. Atlanta has been on fire all year, and the Saints came on late with their offense and haven’t slowed down – except against the tough defense of the Ravens. The Brees to Colston connection never got going in that game. They’ll have similar trouble against the Falcons secondary as well, but should do better in the flat. This is going to be a back and forth affair, with the Falcons prevailing in the end. Falcons to win.

That’s that. Week 16 in the bag. One more week then it’s time for the playoffs. Only good thing about that is it’s going to be less for you to read. Peace.

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Digital Dads NFL Power Rankings

Tuesday, November 30th, 2010

Maybe that's why the Panthers are losing. Their Cheerleaders are overdressed. (Image: NFL)

Not too much changed this week. Ok, that’s a lie – pretty much everything changed this week. A new number one though, and some winners had to be dropped because of the quality of the win. I can do that. These are my power rankings. Sadly, Green Bay did not replace Atlanta in the rankings here. Sorry random commenter.

If you can’t figure it out, last week’s ranking is after this weeks’ ranking, so you can see what changed.

1. (2) Atlanta Falcons (9-2): Back in the top spot, the win against Green Bay solidfied them as best in the NFC.

2. (1) New England Patriots (9-2): The Lions put up quite a fight, but the Patriots prevailed in the end. The close win keeps them out of the top spot.

3. (3) New York Jets (9-2): Oh hai Patriots. Can we haz division lead yet?

4. (9) Chicago Bears (8-3): With the biggest jump of the week, the Bears move up because they found a way to contain Vick and win big, stealing the division from the cheeseheads.

5. (8) New Orleans Saints (8-3): Watch out Atlanta, the Saints are not going quietly into the night.

6. (5) Baltimore Ravens (8-3): The Ravens win over the Bucs was much more convincing than the Steelers win over the Bills.

7. (7) Pittsburgh Steelers (8-3): Yeah, the Steelers won, but barely. Only a dropped TD by the Bills in OT gave the Steelers a chance.

8. (10) New York Giants (7-4): The win over the Jags jumps them above the rest of the 7-4 teams, but will they stay there?

9. (11) Kansas City Chiefs (7-4): Another win for the Chiefs means they are that much closer to the playoffs. Watch out for those Chargers though.

10. (15) San Diego Chargers (6-5): Speaking of the Chargers, they are far from out of it. The win over the Colts proved that.

11. (4) Philadelphia Eagles (7-4): The Bears proved Vick is human after all. Now the rest of their opponents have tape to watch on how to stop him.

12. (6) Green Bay Packers (7-4): Rodgers might be one of the best QB’s in the league, but losing isn’t helping this team make the playoffs. The Bears are putting them in the rear view.

13. (16) Miami Dolphins (6-5): They might not make the playoffs, but they sure aren’t going down without a fight. Expect them to make some noise and possibly play spoiler.

14. (22) St. Louis Rams (5-6): Does it bother anyone else that this is the best team in the NFC West?

15. (21) Houston Texans (5-6): In reality, they are only one game out of the division lead. Go figure. It can still happen for this team.

16. (17) Tampa Bay Buccaneers (7-4): What’d I say? The Bucs cannot beat teams with a winning record. May as well write them off now.

17. (13) Jacksonville Jaguars (6-5): They better start winning if they want to lock up the division. It’s gonna be a tough couple of weeks.

18. (12) Indianapolis Colts (6-5): Same thing for the Colts. Losing to the Chargers might knock the wind out of them for a couple weeks though.

19. (18) Washington Redskins (5-6): They couldn’t beat the struggling Vikings, and only the Cowboys are worse in the division. And 8-8 finish is what they are aiming for.

20. (14) Oakland Raiders (5-6): I’m beginning to think that the five wins created hype that is just that. Their true colors are beginning to shine through.

21. (23) Cleveland Browns (4-7): This team could very well have a winning season – with Colt McCoy, not with Jake Delhomme.

22. (19) Tennessee Titans (5-6): The Titans are shaken up, rattled and confused. Rusty Smith better learn to throw and fast.

23. (20) Seattle Seahawks (5-6): In the worst division in football, the mess that is the Seahawks offense still has a valid shot at the playoffs.

24. (27) San Francisco 49ers (4-7): Even at a current 4-7 the Niners could still win the division and go to the playoffs at 9-7 or 8-8. Seriously. Same for every team in this crappy division.

25. (30) Minnesota Vikings (4-7): A win for the new coach. Awh. And he gets the game ball. Awh. They’ll still end up with a losing record.

26. (25) Dallas Cowboys (3-8): At this point, Jerry Jones has got to be asking himself if that massive TV was worth it. All the replays suck.

27. (24) Buffalo Bills (2-9): So close, yet so far again for this team. Knocking off the Steelers would have been huge.

28. (28) Arizona Cardinals (3-8): It’s getting really hard figuring out which of these losing teams is the worst. Andersen was getting booed last night at home. Ouch.

29. (29) Denver Broncos (3-8): The Broncos have some thinking to do in the offseason, like hiring a defense.

30. (26) Detroit Lions (2-9): Nothing like losing at home on Thanksgiving huh? Aren’t they getting tired of that?

31. (31) Cincinnati Bengals (2-9): Bungles. Cannon fodder at this point.

32. (32) Carolina Panthers (1-10): Delhomme practically handed them the game and they still couldn’t win. Pathetic.

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The Digital Dads NFL Pre-Game: Week 6

Thursday, October 14th, 2010

The Browns vs. Steelers is always just a violent ballet of sport.

After this weekend, the season will be a third of the way finished. The NFL season is a constant reminder as to how short life really is, plus it means I have to start thinking about what to write about after the season is over. Do I write about hockey? Basketball perhaps? Or just spend week after week talking about off-season NFL news that no one really gives a shit about?

Perhaps I’ll just talk about Brett Favre’s penis. Hell, every one else is. Frankly, I find this story hard to believe. Why would Brett have to “sext” a picture of his wrangler to some cheerleader? Can’t he just walk up to her, whip it out and say “Hey, I’m Brett Favre. Wanna intercept my pass?” The whole thing is fishy. The only thing this whole penis story is doing is creating a distraction for the Vikings, something that was quite clear in their Monday night loss to the Jets.

So last week too many of my picks took a serious nose dive late in the games, even though I was right on the upset special (Titans over Cowboys) I was wrong on the Browns and once again, wrong on the Broncos. Overall I went 8-6 which brings me to 44-32 on the season. Still over .500, so I’ve got that going for me. This week I’m going a bit more conservative and going with more home team picks. I think.

Featured Game:

Cleveland at Pittsburgh Line: -14.0
I really wanted to make this my upset special as well, but who am I kidding? The Browns, while seemingly on the upswing are back to Delhomme again, which means they’ll suck just enough to not be a threat to anyone. The big story in this game of course is the return of Big Ben Rothlesberger. Coming off his suspension, will he be rusty or will he be the pillar of the Steelers offense as he has in the past? If this game was in Cleveland, I’d almost pick the Browns to win – almost. What the Browns need to do to compete in this game is pressure the hell out of Big Ben, which they’ve been doing to teams all season – to a point. The Browns are coming off another close loss, while the Steelers are coming back from a bye week. These two teams almost always play each other rough, I don’t see why this week should be any different. However, I do have to pick a team and I pick the Steelers, though I think the Browns will keep it within a score.

Tailgate City (The Rest):

Seattle at Chicago Line: -7.0
The Seahawks didn’t see action last week, which is fine cause aside from the Broncos I have no idea what to say about this team. In fact, I can’t remember who they played last. Let me check… oh yeah, they got pistol whipped by the Rams. What the hell happened there? The Bears are a bit more predictable – or are they? Yeah, they are. Pit them against a crappy run defense and Forte puts down 166 yards and two TD’s. The Hawks have a crappy run defense. Don’t tell them that though, until Forte put over 200 on them. At this point, all Cutler needs to do is hand off. Taking the Bears at home to win.

Miami at Green Bay Line: -0.0
Last week the Packers lost on the road in Washington. Rodgers went out with a concussion and may not play this weekend. It was a close game and went to overtime, but the Packers defense allowed McNabb a healthy 357 yards in the air. Miami is not a dominant passing team, they are a running team and this could be bad for them. If it’s one thing the Packers currently have going for them it’s their run defense. I’m looking for Matt Flynn (2007 LSU National Champion) to start for the Packers, and their defense to give him ample time and points to give the Packers a win. Taking them with the points, which are zero, so that works out well.

San Diego at St. Louis Line: +8.5
Really Chargers? Losing to Oakland? The hapless Raiders? What the hell happened to the Chargers? Rivers threw for 431 yards. Floyd had 213 yards receiving. You don’t lose games with stats like that. How about the fumble by the Chargers returned by the Raiders for a touchdown? Yeah, you lose on stats like that. The Chargers proved once again – you lose the turnover game – you lose the game. The Chargers should get back on track this week, as the Rams showed against the Lions they have no pass defense to speak of. Calvin Johnson of the Lions was catching passes in triple coverage. The Rams will lose at home, I don’t even think they’ll beat the spread.

Baltimore at New England Line: -3.0
Ray Rice ran for 133 yards and two touchdowns against the Broncos last week. Considering I have no idea if the Broncos are even real, since I can’t pick them for anything to save my life, I have no idea what the Ravens did last week. Let’s start fresh. They are a strong defensive team, obviously. This is the Patriots first week without Moss, which should be a little odd. Who is the deep threat now? The real question is, can the Ravens defense stop Welker from getting the ball? I don’t think so. I’m taking the Patriots to win. Straight up.

Detroit at NY Giants Line: -8.0 UPSET SPECIAL!!
You have got to be kidding me. I’m taking the Lions to upset the Giants in New York? What the hell is wrong with me? I mean, yeah the Lions beat the crud out of the Rams last week, but that was the Rams. But I think that the Lions have broke through whatever it was keeping them down up until this week. The Giant defense is going to be after Shaun Hill like a mongoose after a cobra, but I also think they will have a hard time catching up with Best. The Giants run game is iffy, and the Lions actually have a competent pass defense. This game is either going to be a complete blowout by the Giants, proving me dead wrong, or it’s going to be a close win by the Lions, surprising everyone and proving me right. To put it bluntly, Lions to upset. Mark the tape.

Atlanta at Philadelphia Line: -3.0
Atlanta should have lost last week to the Browns. A late interception run back for a touchdown put the game away for the Falcons and they racked up a win. The Eagles had a tough time against the Niners and haven’t been the same team since McNabb left. However, the Eagles do get to play at home this week and the Falcons aren’t looking that great lately. Not to mention they took a beating last week from the Browns constant pressure defense. Eh, I’m taking the Eagles to win but only because they are at home.

New Orleans at Tampa Bay Line: +5.0 CRAPFEST OF THE WEEK!!
Betcha didn’t see that coming. Yes, the Bucs did win last week, and yes I hate them with a passion. Also, the Saints are the reigning Superbowl champs. But both these teams aren’t that good when you break them down. The Bucs, at 3-1 haven’t played a quality opponent besides the Steelers, who whomped them. The Saints are on a terrible down spiral, most likely the Sports Illustrated curse. On a side note, the curse also got David Price of the Tampa Bay Rays, who lost both of the playoff games he started. No matter which way this game goes, and it really could go either way, the Saints are the team that is supposed to win. Plus, I’m not picking the Bucs at all this year. So Saints to win, and hell, with the points.

Kansas City at Houston Line: -4.5
Well, the Chiefs are no longer unbeaten. They lost in a squeaker (ok, a ten point squeaker) to Indy last week. They played the Colts tough, and wrapped up Addai pretty well but couldn’t keep Vinatieri from kicking four field goals. The Texans met a new friend last week called “The Giant Defense.” While they wrapped up the Giants run pretty well, they couldn’t stop Eli’s arm. I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that the Texans are going to have some serious trouble against tough defenses. Go figure. However, I’m going to take them to win at home just cause I still want to see them do well this year.

NY Jets at Denver Line: +3.0
What the hell Denver? Can you not do what I predict? I have been wrong every single week when picking the Broncos to win or lose. This week the decision isn’t that difficult, the Jets are motoring on their way to the playoffs. You get in their way – like the Vikings last week – you will lose. That’s about all there is to it. This one is easy, I don’t care what the Broncos did last week. I’m tired of picking them to do anything, so I’m picking the Jets to win, with the points.

Oakland at San Francisco Line: -7.0
The Raiders beat the Chargers! The Raiders beat the Chargers! The Raiders beat the Chargers! This chant was heard in playgrounds all over Southern California on Monday. The Raiders beat the Chargers! In San Francisco, the chant is probably more like “The Niners Suck. Period.” Okay, they didn’t suck too much against the Eagles last week, only a last minute fumble by Alex Smith lost the game for them. Sitting at 0-5, the Niners are the worst they have been in 31 years. Montana is burning his jerseys right now. Steve Young is driving his lawn mower in disgust. However, Niners faithful take note – they will win this week. Finally.

Dallas at Minnesota Line: -1.5
This is the game that will decide the season for one of these two teams. One of these teams will win and go on to either at least a winning season or break even. The other team will self destruct and fall apart into a muddled mess of drama and crappy play. The former is going to be the Cowboys. The latter is going to be the Vikings. There are too many distractions, Favre’s elbow is feeling shitty and the team just isn’t playing well. Moss isn’t going to help them against the Cowboys, who even though they lost to the Titans last week, are still a strong team. I’m picking the Cowboys to win on the road.

Indianapolis at Washington Line: -3.0
The Colts couldn’t do shit against the Chiefs last week. Really. Without a competent field goal kicker they would have lost that game. I was a bit surprised because I though the Colts offense was stronger than that. Not to take too much away from the Chiefs, but the Colts should have run away with that game. They didn’t. The Redskins showed that they are not a one hit wonder with their convincing win against the Packers. They knocked the shit out of Rodgers and made the Packers look a bit confused on the road. For that reason alone, I’m taking the Redskins to beat the Colts. They have a very aggressive defense and if you come after Peyton with that, he’s going to slip up.

Tennessee at Jacksonville Line: +3.0
The Titans upset the Cowboys last week, in the big house under the giant television sets. Chris Johnson ran for 131 yards and became the new one yard man on the goal line. He proved that he doesn’t need to be built like a dump truck to do it. The Jags looked like they were taking the Bills for granted for a couple quarters, then woke up and smacked them around a little bit. This game could be interesting on several levels, none of which I can think of at the moment. Mostly I’m thinking about grilled cheese sandwiches and bourbon. Yes, together. You ever dip a grilled cheese sandwich in bourbon? Delicious. Oh, Titans to win.

That’s Week 6 in a can. Thank the football gods that I wasn’t forced to say anything about the Bills this week. You know what? I will anyway. The Bills looked like a team that wanted to win last week. Maybe they were reading this column. Who knows. Either way, they fell apart in the fourth quarter and lost the game. Wake up Bills! Other than that, Hockey season is underway so I’m gonna go watch the Lightning game, someone bring me a sixer of Molson Ice.

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