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Digital Dads NFL Pre-Game: Week 17

Thursday, December 30th, 2010

Teeeeebooooowwwwww!!! (Image: Justin Edmonds/Getty Images)

This is the final week of the NFL regular season, which means that it’s the last time this year that I’ll be predicting 16 games. Which is good, because my win percentage over the last couple weeks has sucked. Last week I went a terrible 6-10 (138-103 on the season,) which brings me to 58% on the season for win percentage. This past week simply destroyed me. Upsets by the Vikings and Cardinals, the Giants choking and none of my upset picks coming true just buried me. I hope you haven’t been betting on my picks. If it helps, I’ve really done no better or worse than the guys on NFL Countdown on ESPN.

So the big game of Week 17 is the Rams vs. Seahawks, which you’ll see in a moment is the featured game. The reason for this is that it’s the only game, and the last regular season game of the season, that is winner moves on and loser goes home. There are some other games with playoff implications, but mostly seeding issues. It’s been a wild year for sure, and the fact that one of these two teams will make the playoffs with a losing record kind of highlights the weird season it’s been.

In fact, it’s been so weird that now, in week 17 I’d like to change this column from a prediction type column to just a preview column which it really has been all year long. If you took any of my picks really serious, and did the math it’s just nuts. I basically have predicted the Bucs at 0-16 because I refuse to pick them. I think I probably have a couple of teams that would have went 16-0 based on my picks, and I irrationally pick the Browns and Bills when I clearly know better just cause they are my teams. So like the warnings for legal reasons on Poker sites, this column is strictly for entertainment purposes. Heh.

Enough of that pandering bullshit, how about some week 17 picks? Er, previews. Whatever. Let’s get it on.

Featured Game:

St. Louis at Seattle Line: +3.0
The battle for the sub-par NFC West comes down to this. Can the Rams, who have had a remarkable season considering they are holding a losing record and have a rookie QB, beat the Seahawks who seem to be fading into obscurity? If not, then Bradford’s breakout season might be forgotten along with their playoff chances. The Rams have more redeeming qualities than the Hawks, and their wins have been exciting and hard fought, while the Hawks have gotten by. In my opinion, neither of these teams should make the playoffs and another team with a better record should. But since them’s ain’t the rules, I’m taking the Rams to win out and head into the playoffs.

Tailgate City (The Rest:)

Carolina at Atlanta Line: -15.0
Atlanta losing at home to the Saints didn’t exactly state their case for best in the NFC. While the Saints are a good team, a win would have given them home field advantage throughout. Instead, with the Eagles losing, the Bears now have home field advantage throughout as the number one seed. Ok, we can live with that, but is this the week to rest starters? If they do, then that’s two weeks before they play again. That might not be a good idea. I’ve always felt resting starters, at least for the entire game, is a terrible idea. Look at the Colts history with that for an example. Anyway, the Panthers shouldn’t offer much of a threat against the Falcons practice squad. Falcons to win at home.

Pittsburgh at Cleveland Line: +6.5
While the Steelers have secured a playoff spot, they have not locked down the division. A win here does just that, but the Browns are not to be underestimated. They held strong against the Ravens last week, and Colt McCoy would love a chance to prove his mettle against the Steelers. This is always a tough match-up, when the Browns don’t completely suck that is. So I’m sticking with the emotional pick (for me at least) and picking the Browns to win at home and spoil the Steelers fun just a little bit.

Minnesota at Detroit Line: -0.0
Did the Vikings just upset the Eagles? They sure did. Their defense, while it took 15 games, finally woke the fuck up and played Vick pretty tough. This is a little silver lining for this team that has seen some turmoil this year. Biggest storyline was Joe Webb at Quarterback, who appeared as if he could actually play. It’s very possible his performance in that game, and against the Lions could secure him a starting spot with the Vikings next year. So he has to play well and win this week on the road. It’s highly possible and I think the Vikings will do just that. Win.

Oakland at Kansas City Line: -4.0
Wow, what a year for the Chiefs. Their AFC opponents should not be taking this team lightly going into the playoffs. They could very well make it to the AFC Championship game for sure. They have that spark, and they have that offense. An offense that they hopefully will not be resting against the Radiers. While they can accept a loss, they’d probably rather not have one so coming out and winning at home against a hot and cold Raiders squad is paramount. This could be one of the highest scoring games of the day though, or I could be wrong. Chiefs to win.

Miami at New England Line: -2.5
If there is one team who can rest their starters and take a loss and not worry about losing their playoff seeding, it’s the Patriots. However, that’s not their style. At this point, not at the beginning of the season, I’d have to say the Patriots are on their way to another Superbowl. While they won’t rest their starters, Brady will be out by the 3rd quarter even if they are losing. Which, could very well happen. The Dolphins are not a bad team, just confused. They have been inconsistent, but this game comes with no implications other than a win or a loss. I think with that pressure off, and sucking last week against Detroit, the Dolphins can make a game of it. However, Patriots to win.

Tampa Bay at New Orleans Line: -8.0
Here’s the playoff scenario for the Bucs. They have to beat the Saints, Green Bay has to lose to Chicago and the Giants have to lose to Washington. All three of those things must happen for the Bucs to make the playoffs. Do you realize how optimistic this makes the delusional Bucs fans? Sadly, it’s my estimation that none of those things will happen at all. Starting with the Bucs losing to the Saints, which means they would not have beaten a team with a winning record all year. Weak.

Buffalo at NY Jets Line: -0.0
The Jets made the playoffs, but with the way they have been playing in the last few weeks they should be out in the first round. Their offense has been sputtering, putting too much pressure on the defense to keep the game in hand. While they played well against the Bears, and the offense woke up – it wasn’t enough. That was a stinging defeat for this squad. The Bills have had another forgettable season, but would like to go out with a win. This game might be that win, but they are going to have to open up the playbook and just go nuts against a defense that is going to see them coming. For shits and giggles, I’m taking the Bills. Why not?

Cincinnati at Baltimore Line: -9.5
The only team to really play spoiler last week was the Bungles, beating the crap out of the Chargers to keep them from the playoffs. Hilarious, but that sucks for Charger fans. So can the Bungles do it two weeks in a row? While they can’t keep the Ravens from the playoffs, they can mess with their aspirations to win the division. Do I think they will do just that? Hell no. The Bungles still suck balls and will not win in Baltimore. Ravens to win.

San Diego at Denver Line: +3.5
I’ll make this one easy for you. Tebow. Broncos to win.

Chicago at Green Bay Line: -0.0
What a classic match-up. I always love this match-up, no matter who is leading the team. Rodgers leads the Packers, fresh off a win over the Giants, against the top seeded and division winning Bears. But the Packers aren’t out of it yet. A win here puts them ahead of the Giants and into the playoffs. Their destiny is in their hands. They have to win to get in. Well, not really. They already have the tie break against the Giants and Tampa, so they would need both those teams to lose if they lose. Anyway, the Bears aren’t going to make it easy for them, not in the least. But I think the Packers are playing well enough with Rodgers back to make the final push into the last Wild-Card spot.

Tennessee at Indianapolis Line: -10.0
One could say the Colts have overcome a season of unfortunate injuries and set-backs to get this far. The division is theirs to take. All they need is a win here and it’s theirs. Doesn’t matter what the Jags do. They threw the division away with a couple tough losses that they couldn’t afford. Meanwhile, the Colts have done just enough to win. Sure, they won’t get past the Pats in the playoffs, but they’ll make it. They just have to beat the Titans. The Titans got pistol whipped by the Chiefs last week, and playing another road game to finish out the season sucks for them. Colts to win.

Dallas at Philadelphia Line: -0.0
The Eagles laid a serious egg against the Vikings. While they are still in the playoffs, they aren’t going to be top seed. That’s fine, they seem to be more energized on the road anyway. Maybe it’s cause their fans are so damn rowdy. They welcome the Cowboys to town, a team that has struggled to find their balance since losing Romo at the start of the season. Kitna has shown some poise, but the team around him has not. Can they salvage their season with a huge upset in Philly? Vick was limping a bit at the end of the game Tuesday night, we could see Kolb taking snaps. I’m banking on that in picking the Cowboys to upset.

Arizona at San Francisco Line: -6.5
At this point, who cares? They both suck, no playoff implications, just to see who is worse in the division I guess. Battle for last place! Niners to win at home.

New York at Washington Line: +4.0
The Giants are about to get their asses knocked out of the playoffs. A win by Green Bay does that, or if they lose on the road to the Redskins, which is highly possible. The Skins, like the Cowboys, have nothing left to play for this year besides the jobs of most of the coaching staff and the quarterback. Though by all accounts, I’d say McNabb is gone next year anyway. The Giants, while a top ranked team, are very inconsistent on defense. Will this be an off week or on week? This game is a must win for the Giants, which puts a lot of pressure on the defense to keep McNabb and his rocket arm in check. That might be too much pressure for this unstable defense. I’m taking the Skins to upset.

Jacksonville at Houston Line: +1.5
Here’s the breakdown for the Jags. If they win here, and the Colts win at home then they can back into the playoffs. Sadly, they’ll know by kickoff whether that scenario still exists or not. So this game is hard to predict because that could change the whole attitude of this game. The last time these two teams met, the Jags won on a last second play, so the Texans deserve some respect for not getting run over. But with Jones-Drew out, do the Jags really have a great shot at busting through the Texans? I think by the time they kickoff, the Colts will have won, dashing the hopes of the Jags and then the Texans will end it on a real sour note when they win. Texans at home.

So that’s that. The NFL Regular season is now over. I’m sad, but it’s been a good season and frankly it’s time to move on. Now, there better be a collective barganing agreement in place by next year otherwise I’m gonna be pissed. What am I supposed to do if there is no NFL season? Watch the NBA?

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Digital Dads NFL Power Rankings

Tuesday, December 28th, 2010

Betcha wish you were back in the gold and blue dontcha Jimmy? (Image: NCAA)

Well, since the playoffs are all but cinched for nearly every division, save for the AFC South and NFC West, this will be the last power rankings of the year. The top 12 teams are your playoff teams, go figure. Well, actually they aren’t. The Rams are not in the top 12 even though they have nearly locked a playoff berth. They don’t even have a winning record. They aren’t better than the teams ahead of them in the rankings.

That being said, I think the Pats held the top spot all but one week, when it went to the Falcons. Even though the Falcons lost this week, they still hold the number two spot, because they won’t falter in the playoffs. Losing at home to the Saints kept the Bucs out of the playoffs, and no matter what you think, that’s a good thing. And yes, I am assuming that the Eagles win tonight.

Last week’s ranking is in those curvy line things that I have to hold down shift to activate. Stay tuned, because tomorrow brings my week 17 picks, the final full pick column of the season. Then, it’s on to the playoffs. Keen!

1. (1) New England Patriots (13-2): If you don’t think you are looking at the AFC Champs right here, then you are probably a Steelers fan. Tom Brady will get another ring.

2. (2) Atlanta Falcons (12-3): The Falcons are flying high, but no matter what, the rival Saints will still pose a threat to their Superbowl aspirations. Either them, or the Bears.

3. (4) New Orleans Saints (11-4): No backsliding into the playoffs for the reigning Superbowl champs. They beat the Falcons to secure their spot. Now, how far can they go?

4. (3) Baltimore Ravens (11-4): A win secures the division and home field advantage, a loss or a Steelers win gives the Steelers the advantage. Can’t rest Flacco this week. That’s a good thing for those of us who tire of week 17 football games being played by the practice squad guys.

5. (6) Chicago Bears (11-4): The Bears have locked the division, but if they lose to the Packers next week, they give the Packers a pretty good chance of making it into the playoffs. So really, they can rest their starters. Which I hate.

6. (12) Pittsburgh Steelers (11-4): They haven’t clinched the division yet, and you know they want it. They should not underestimate the Browns though.

7. (5) Philadelphia Eagles (11-4): Vick is in the playoffs. Is there any other storyline with this team you give a shit about? Didn’t think so.

8. (9) Kansas City Chiefs (10-5): A long drought since the playoffs with this team. Now they are in as a top seed. Good show Chiefs. Good show.

9. (7) New York Jets (10-5): Well, somehow this team that has been lagging offensively is in the playoffs. They won’t last long unless there is some spark they’ve been hiding.

10. (8) New York Giants (9-6): With that loss, the Giants need some serious help to get into the playoffs with a wild-card berth.

11. (14) Green Bay Packers (9-6): Meanwhile, the win over the Giants gives the Packers the upper hand for making the playoffs. They have to beat the Bears first though.

12. (10) Indianapolis Colts (9-6): Uh, the Colts aren’t in the playoffs yet? How’d that happen? They haven’t clinched a playoff spot yet. A win does that. So win Peyton. Win.

13. (11) Jacksonville Jaguars (8-7): A win by the Jags and a loss by the Colts puts the Jags into the playoffs. Frankly, it shouldn’t have come to this for this team. They should already be in.

14. (13) San Diego Chargers (8-7): The Chargers blew it, now they are out of contention. This team should have been so much better than it was.

15. (15) Tampa Bay Buccaneers (9-6): Ha ha! No playoffs for you Bucs! Suck it! Of course, a loss by both the Packers and Giants and a win by the Bucs does put them into the playoffs, but let’s hope that doesn’t happen.

16. (16) Oakland Raiders (7-8): Did anyone seriously think the Raiders would make the playoffs? Didn’t think so. Think they can finish 8-8?

17. (19) St. Louis Rams (7-8): They still haven’t cinched the division. The Seahawks are still hanging around and could steal it.

18. (18) Miami Dolphins (7-8): See ya Sparano. New coach is going to be Bill Cowher. At least that’s something to look forward to.

19. (17) Tennessee Titans (6-9): Might want to think about drafting a quarterback that isn’t crazy, old, or terrible.

20. (24) Cleveland Browns (5-10): While a winning record isn’t going to happen, the future looks bright for this Browns team. How about playing spoiler for the Steelers? That’d be hot.

21. (21) Seattle Seahawks (6-9): They are still in the running for the division. Can you fathom how terrible this division must be for that scenario to exist?

22. (25) Washington Redskins (6-9): The Redskins season shouldn’t have come as surprise to anyone. This team is a mess, and will remain a mess for years to come.

23. (22) Houston Texans (5-10): The Texans round out the season against the Jags. They could play a major factor in the Jags playoff hopes, because theirs are long gone.

24. (23) San Francisco 49ers (5-10): Team sucks, fire the coach. That’s the formula right?

25. (31) Denver Broncos (4-11): Teeeeeeeeboooowwwwwwww! Teeeeeeeeboooowwwwwwww! Teeeeeeeeboooowwwwwwww! Teeeeeeeeboooowwwwwwww! Teeeeeeeeboooowwwwwwww! Teeeeeeeeboooowwwwwwww! Teeeeeeeeboooowwwwwwww!

26. (27) Detroit Lions (5-10): Thankfully, the Lions aren’t as bad as they could have been. Some good road wins made sure they didn’t end up 3-13.

27. (26) Minnesota Vikings (5-10): Did anyone else pick the Vikings to make the playoffs? What were we thinking? What were we drinking? What were we smoking?

28. (29) Arizona Cardinals (5-10): Don’t fire the coach just yet, but it’s my estimation Derek Anderson will be looking for a new bench to sulk on next season.

29. (20) Dallas Cowboys (5-10): Talk about seeing the collapse of a team built around their Quarterback. That doesn’t say much for the rest of the squad.

30. (30) Cincinnati Bengals (4-11): Awh. How cute, the Bungles played spoiler for the Chargers and kept themselves out of the running for the #1 draft pick. Awh.

31. (28) Buffalo Bills (4-11): At first, I thought maybe the Bills could upset the Pats. Yeah, for a quarter maybe. After that, lights out Bills.

32. (32) Carolina Panthers (2-13): John Fox still has a job why?

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Digital Dads NFL Pre-Game: Week 16

Wednesday, December 22nd, 2010

Da Bears should roll this weekend. (Image: NFL)

Look, not every week of picking football games can be a good week. I’ll be the first to admit that. I went a dismal 8-8 last week (132-93 on the season,) but you have to admit that some of the contests were close enough that my picks weren’t complete bullshit. Enough of that defensive crap, the point is that the season ain’t over yet, and there are a few divisions that have yet to crown a winner and one division that will crown one with a losing record.

Speaking of the NFC West, I’d almost like to see the winner go in with a terrible record. I’m talking a 6-10 record. It’s possible. I think. Most likely at this point it will be either an 8-8 team or a 7-9 team depending on how the next two weeks roll out for them. Meanwhile, some favorable match-ups around the league give a lot of teams that are on the brink, the chance to clinch a playoff berth, making Week 17 a bit less stressful. The Steelers have the best chance, since they get the visiting Panthers.

Also, don’t forget about the Collge Bowl games going on this week and next! Boise State vs. Utah should be a fun one, and of course I’m waiting for my Buckeyes to whip the Razorbacks. Hellz yeah. In the meantime – here’s some picks. Oh, and if you need a snack Sunday afternoon – how about this?

Featured Game:

NY Jets at Chicago Line: -0.0
First off, what the hell Rex? Foot fetish videos on YouTube with your wife? Really man? You know that the Bears fans are going to have some creative signs to go along with this shit. That being said, and hopefully not too much of a distraction, the Jets are coming off a huge win over the Steelers. While it was no longer than any other regulation football game, it was a game of endurance and the Jets prevailed. I was a bit surprised, because the Jets hadn’t been showing any offense of late. Which they’ll have to do against the Bears. Defense isn’t going to do it. The Bears have been too good on the offensive side of the ball. Even though they took a heartbreaking loss to the Pats – that was the Pats. The Bears are used to the cold now. I’m looking for them to come out and win. This game is heavy for the Jets, as they are trying to secure that wild-card spot, and the Bears want to lock up the division. The big game Bears will be out in this one.

Tailgate City (The Rest:)

Carolina at Pittsburgh Line: -15.0
The Steelers got humbled a bit last week against the Jets, but Steelers fans shouldn’t be dismayed – they will be in playoffs. It’s just a question of as the division leader or as a wild-card. This week, tied with the Ravens in record, the Steelers need to win. Especially since the Panthers have been sucking all season. Not only have they had failures on defense and offense, the coaching decisions haven’t been winning ones. This team has been playing not to get shut out since week 5. They might not have that luxury against the Steelers run defense, since the run is only half cocked weapon the Panthers have. Steelers to win.

Dallas at Arizona Line: +7.0
The Cardinals are in the fortunate position of being the only NFC West team not in contention for the division. I say that because they have nothing left to play for, which makes them dangerous. Of course, the Cowboys also have nothing left to play for besides a bit of self respect. Jon Kitna has had a pretty good season so far though, which should secure him a starting job somewhere next year – like Minnesota. The Cowboys should win this one easy, and do some endzone dancing. But you never know.

New England at Buffalo Line: +9.0
The Patriots still have not clinched the division, but another win should do it. And hey, what do you know – it’s the Bills! The Bills surprised everyone last week with their win over Miami. However, experiencing a sudden turnaround with two weeks left in the season is pointless. Looking at the match-ups though, if there was one bottom of the barrel team that could definitely play spoiler it would have to be the Bills. Back in week 3 the Bills nearly pulled off the upset over the Patriots, losing 38-30. That was before the Pats lost to the Browns, then turned their season around. I see Buffalo competing pretty hard in this game, but I just can’t see them upsetting the Pats. Pats to win.

Baltimore at Cleveland Line: +3.5
The Ravens currently own the tiebreaker in the AFC North, but a loss here would obviously knock them out of first place. The Browns at home in December are not to be underestimated. They have a team in place that has kept every loss close this year, even with that bonehead Jake Delhomme holding the ball. Peyton Hillis is the key to the Browns playing spoiler for the Ravens. If he can get a running lane against the Ravens defense, then the Browns can prevail. The thing is, the Ravens only allowed 84 yards and 54 yards by the Steelers in the two games they played this year. That’s a pretty stifling run defense. So what chance does Hillis have? A pretty good one because the Browns have the threat of a QB with mobility. The problem there is the first big hit by Ray Lewis and Colt McCoy might be afraid to run. However, just to shake things up and since the Browns finish the season at home against the Steelers, I’m going to pick the Browns to win this game.

Tennessee at Kansas City Line: -5.0
The Chiefs are so close, yet so far. The Chargers are nipping at their heels, but still a game behind. The Chargers have the Bungles this week, while KC gets to stay at home and welcome the Titans to town. The Titans have Kerry Collins back at the helm, which helped them look like the team they were supposed to be against the Texans last week. They smacked the Texans around, Chris Johnson was back on his feet after not being able to bust through many lines this season and the Titans racked up a confidence building win. Sure, they are out of it, but Jeff Fisher wants to keep his damn job. Beating the Chiefs, a division leading team could help him do that. The Chiefs though, might be too strong on offense to let the Titans keep a lead. The Titans are going to have to come out quick and strong and keep the pressure on Cassel in order to win. I’m going out on a limb here and taking the Titans to upset on the road.

San Francisco at St. Louis Line: -2.0
The Rams are a huge failure this year. Sure, Bradford has had a good rookie season, and yes they are leading the division with a losing record – but shouldn’t they have a winning one? The fact of the matter is that this team will get into the playoffs and host a fucking playoff game with most likely a 7-9 record. It’s sad and demands a rule change. They are barely good enough to compete week to week. This week they face the Niners who with only five wins can also win the division – if they win this game. Please, for the love of all that is holy in the celestial arena of football – do not let that happen. Rams to win.

Detroit at Miami Line: -3.5
The Dolphins had a lot of chances to compete this year, but couldn’t get it together on defense or at the QB position to make a run at the Jets or Pats. Sparano will be out of job next year regardless because Bill Cowher has vocalized his interest in returning to coaching and mentioned the Dolphins as a possibility. There is no way they’ll pass that up. I fully expect that to happen. The Lions broke their road losing streak last week by beating the stupid Bucs, can they make it two in a row as they travel to south Florida? The Fins took a crushing loss to the Bills last week to completely eliminate them, so they are playing for Sparano’s job. I have a feeling they’d rather have Cowher. Lions to win on the road.

Washington at Jacksonville Line: -7.0
The Jags blew it last week. I mean, they really blew it. Beating the Colts would have put them solidly into first place in the AFC South. Now they have to hope that the Colts stumble and cannot lose a game. This is their must-win game, so it’s a good thing they have the Redskins coming to town. Already McNabb is talking about staying or going, I’m betting on going. Shanahan too. I’m calling it now – Shanahan back in Denver at the end of the season. Anyway, Jags to win at home. No question.

San Diego at Cincinnati Line: +7.5
Here’s where the Chargers can charge (get it, that’s a pun) into a tie with the Chiefs. They have to win this week at the Bungles and next week against the Broncos. That may seem like an easy path, but the Bungles have been a bit – ah – who am I kidding? The Bungles flat out suck balls this year. They have no chance against the Chargers offense. If I had to pick a blowout this week, I’d pick the Chargers to simply destroy the muddled Bungles.

Houston at Denver Line: -0.0 CRAPFEST OF THE WEEK!!
Teeeeebowwwwwwww!!! Teeeeebowwwwww!!! Teeeeebowwwwww!!! Tim Tebow gets the start for the terrible Broncos. Why not give the kid a chance? One has to think about Brady Quinn though. Will he ever get another chance in the NFL or did the Browns completely ruin him? The Texans had potential this season, and after five games were looking like a serious threat. Then they didn’t. This game means nothing, except maybe a coming out party for Tebow. So, Broncos to win.

Indianapolis at Oakland Line: +3.0 UPSET SPECIAL!!
I swear I’m not drunk right now. As you can tell from the subject line, I’m going to be picking the Raiders in this match-up. Even though the line is close, this would be a huge upset as the Colts are fighting for a playoff spot. The Raiders are basically out of it, well, they are out of it, but this team has been exciting this year – for the first time in a long time. They are 7-7, and could be looking at a winning season. Also for the first time in a long time. The Colts are hurting with injuries to a lot of key starters. The latest was Collie, who was put on IR after a spate of head injuries. Peyton has only Reggie Wayne to depend on, and he’ll be double covered. They have no running game, and their run defense has been off and on all season. That’s why I’m taking the Raiders to pull off the upset in the black hole.

New York at Green Bay Line: -0.0
Rodgers and Giants rookie Brandon Graham engaged in a bit of friendly smack talk this week, after Rodgers was cleared to play. With Rodgers back, and Flynn’s rookie inexperience back on the bench, the Packers have a pretty good shot at upsetting the Giants. The Packers nearly beat the Pats, and it was only Flynn’s inexperience with time management that kept them out of the end zone at the end of the game. The Giants got beat by the Eagles on a complete failure of second half defense and special teams. Did they get too comfortable with their lead perhaps? Too cocky? They won’t be able to do that against the Packers, and I don’t think they will. I’m taking the Giants to narrowly escape the Packers, but I won’t be surprised if the Packers upset.

Seattle at Tampa Bay Line: -6.0
The Seahawks roll into Tampa needing to win out to win their division with a losing record. Obviously by now you know how I feel about that. Frankly, I’d like to see this game end in a tie so neither team gets the win but I know the chances of that happening are pretty extreme. So since I refuse to take the Bucs, who are not going to make the playoffs and no one on their staff will be getting coach of the year (ridiculous!) I’m going to take the Hawks to win on the road.

Minnesota at Philadelphia Line: -7.0
Any other year this would be a perfect Sunday night game, and while it will be a good game, it will be a lopsided contest. Favre is gone, and even though he was old and cold – he gives the Vikings the best chance to win at this point. The line on this game was zero, but I changed it for the sake of this post to 7. The Vikings are going to not only have trouble stopping Vick, but their special teams showed against the two times they kicked to Hester that they can’t tackle worth a shit. Deshaun Jackson offers the same type of speed and tackle avoidance. Forget it. Eagles to win big and get the home playoff spot.

New Orleans at Atlanta Line: -3.0
If there is one true game on the schedule this week that isn’t going to make a difference win or lose, it’s this one. The Falcons have locked up the NFC South unless they lose two and the Saints win their last two. However, that most likely won’t happen either way. This is going to be a hell of a good game between these two teams. Atlanta has been on fire all year, and the Saints came on late with their offense and haven’t slowed down – except against the tough defense of the Ravens. The Brees to Colston connection never got going in that game. They’ll have similar trouble against the Falcons secondary as well, but should do better in the flat. This is going to be a back and forth affair, with the Falcons prevailing in the end. Falcons to win.

That’s that. Week 16 in the bag. One more week then it’s time for the playoffs. Only good thing about that is it’s going to be less for you to read. Peace.

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Digital Dads NFL Power Rankings

Tuesday, December 21st, 2010

Ugh I can haz hottub now? (Photo by Matthew Stockman/Getty Images)

I’d like to propose an immediate rule change to the NFL: that no team from the NFC West be allowed into the playoffs. They are all going to finish the season with a losing record, yet one of them will inexplicably host a playoff game. Are you kidding me? A losing record and you get to host a playoff game? That’s just ridonkulous.

That aside, Favre is gone – finally. The Bears should move up a couple spots just for that. The Patriots still hold my number one spot, but I nearly moved them down because of the near-loss to the Packers, but let’s be honest – they came together in the fourth quarter and kept the Packers at bay. They deserve to stay at number one. I’m kicking the Steelers to the curb though.

Enough talk! Power Rankings. Kick ass. Previous week in ().

1. (1) New England Patriots (12-2): A close win, but good hands defense keeps the Patriots holding at number one. Their tackling, or lack thereof, almost knocked them out of the top spot but…

2. (2) Atlanta Falcons (12-2): A win over the struggling Seahawks isn’t enough to propel the Falcons back into the top spot. The top team in the NFC should coast to the playoffs now.

3. (7) Baltimore Ravens (10-4): The loss by the Steelers puts the Ravens in position to steal first place. The win over the Saints shows they deserve it.

4. (4) New Orleans Saints (10-4): The Wild-Card is all but theirs now that the Packers took another loss. Think about it.

5. (5) Philadelphia Eagles (10-4): Like I said, the war for the division came down to the Giants v. Eagles game. The Eagles prevailed thanks to a failure of defense by the Giants.

6. (9) Chicago Bears (10-4): A week after I said they can’t win in the cold, they played like it was summer against the Vikings in even worse field conditions.

7. (10) New York Jets (10-4): Beating the Steelers was huge for this team that has been struggling solidifying themselves as a team to beat.

8. (6) New York Giants (9-5): A complete failure on defense and special teams helped the Giants lose to the Eagles. Just pathetic. It’s not the punters fault they lost this game. Quit blaming him.

9. (12) Kansas City Chiefs (9-5): A solid win on the road nearly locks up the division, but it ain’t over yet. The Chargers are still sniffing around.

10. (17) Indianapolis Colts (8-6): If it came down to a tiebreaker at the end of the season, the Colts would win over the Jags because of their record against common opponents.

11. (8) Jacksonville Jaguars (8-6): They needed a win against the Colts and didn’t get it. They aren’t out of it yet, but they have to win and the Colts have to lose at least one.

12. (3) Pittsburgh Steelers (10-4): They’ve already clinched a playoff spot, but losing to the Jets shows some vulnerabilities.

13. (13) San Diego Chargers (8-6): The Chargers have a better in conference record than the Chiefs, and get the Broncos & Bungles to finish out the season. They could make a run at the division. The Chiefs have to lose though.

14. (14) Green Bay Packers (8-6): Put a fork in ‘em, they’re done. Rookie inexperience by Flynn lost the game for the Packers, with it went their hopes at making the playoffs.

15. (11) Tampa Bay Buccaneers (8-6): Not only have the Bucs not beat a winning team this season, but they allowed Detroit to break their long road losing streak. When will you people realize the Bucs suck?

16. (18) Oakland Raiders (7-7): Certainly out of the running for the playoffs, the Raiders still have a pretty good shot at making their season a winning one.

17. (22) Tennessee Titans (6-8): If the Titans finish 8-8, Jeff Fisher should still be fired. His decision making this season has been atrocious.

18. (15) Miami Dolphins (7-7): The Bills always give the Dolphins trouble late in the season, they should have been better prepared. They weren’t and now are mathematically eliminated.

19. (16) St. Louis Rams (6-8): And so starts the loser bracket. The Rams could be hosting a playoff game with a losing record. They shouldn’t be allowed to.

20. (23) Dallas Cowboys (5-9): The Cowboys just want people to know that they are still around, and still America’s team. They can do this by upsetting the Eagles in week 17.

21. (19) Seattle Seahawks (6-8): Also in the running for the crummy NFC West is the Seahawks, who have no chance at a winning season.

22. (20) Houston Texans (5-9): Nevermind the Texans, they are just watching. No really, pretend they aren’t there.

23. (21) San Francisco 49ers (5-9): The Niners, what can be said about this team with such a history except they suck? It’s all Crabtree’s fault. Ever since his existence on the team it’s been all downhill.

24. (24) Cleveland Browns (5-9): Even with the return of Colt McCoy, the Browns still couldn’t knock off the Bungles to have hope of a winning season.

25. (25) Washington Redskins (5-9): Fire everybody, including the owner. It’s the only way this team will ever compete.

26. (26) Minnesota Vikings (5-9): Finally. He’s had a great career, but Favre just looked defeated after that hit. Retire to the hot tub buddy.

27. (28) Detroit Lions (4-10): Hey, nice way to break that road losing streak. Too bad it’s on the road to a terrible season overall.

28. (29) Buffalo Bills (4-10): Minor spoiler alert: the Bills will not be getting first pick in the draft!

29. (27) Arizona Cardinals (4-10): This team was in the Superbowl? When? In this century? Who’s the QB these days anyway?

30. (31) Cincinnati Bengals (3-11): A close win over the falling Browns solidifies this team as… as… nope, still losers.

31. (30) Denver Broncos (3-11): Possibly the worst this team has ever been in the history of the franchise. Why? Coaching? Nah, they fired that guy and they are still losing.

32. (32) Carolina Panthers (2-12): Hey, a win. Doesn’t matter. Right now the top draft picks are cringing at their options.

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Digital Dads NFL Power Rankings

Tuesday, December 14th, 2010

Jones-Drew & crew are flying into the playoffs. (Image: AP Photo/Phil Coale)

Another crazy week in football. The season never ceases to excite does it? I mean, we had a roof collapse from snow, a game played in snow in which Brady throws for over 300 yards, and Favre on the sidelines for the first time in 297 starts. Wild.

That being said, there was a little shuffling at the bottom because I can never decide which losing team is actually worse than the one above or below it, save for the Panthers of course. You’ll notice that many losing teams could very well win their division with a below .500 record. If this happens I implore the NFL to seriously consider a rule change. The top 12 teams based on record – period. Letting losers into the playoffs diminishes what it’s all about.

Anyway, last weeks ranking are in the curvy line thingys. If you have any issues with the Power Rankings take it up with your personal deity cause I don’t care.

1. (1) New England Patriots (11-2): Is there any doubt this team is heading back to the Super Bowl? Does Brady have enough fingers for another ring?

2. (2) Atlanta Falcons (11-2): Beating Carolina was too easy for this powerhouse of the NFC. I’m seriously thinking Pats vs. Falcons in the big game at this point.

3. (4) Pittsburgh Steelers (10-3): Slapping around the Bungles was just what the Steelers needed to relax a bit.

4. (6) New Orleans Saints (10-3): The Saints moved up this week, because they are finally playing consistently. Did you Colston? That man can catch the freaking ball!

5. (10) Philadelphia Eagles (9-4): Eagles or the Giants? At this point, it’s going to come down to this week when they play each other. Winner gets the division.

6. (8) New York Giants (9-4): The road to the playoffs goes directly through Philly, though a Wild-Card is all but assured for the NFC North.

7. (7) Baltimore Ravens (9-4): They had to roll into overtime to beat the Texans, and only their defense prevailed. What the hell Ravens?

8. (11) Jacksonville Jaguars (8-5): MJD stepped up and carried the team on his back, keeping them one game ahead of the Colts.

9. (3) Chicago Bears (9-4): Not being able to win at home in the snow, and getting blown out, drops this Bears team down a couple notches.

10. (5) New York Jets (9-4): The Jets looked terrible against the Dolphins. Perhaps that Pats loss really shook this team up.

11. (15) Tampa Bay Buccaneers (8-5): Still can’t beat a team better than .500. And there is talk of Rahim Morris getting coach of the year? For what? Beating a bunch of losers – barely? Weak.

12. (9) Kansas City Chiefs (8-5): Even with the loss, the Chiefs still retain sole possession of the division lead. Clearly though, one more game without Matt Cassel and they are toast.

13. (14) San Diego Chargers (7-6): The Chargers are climbing. Watch out KC, they are gunning for you.

14. (12) Green Bay Packers (8-5): The loss of Rodgers early in the game to a concussion seemed to knock out the rest of the team. This loss was not what they needed to challenge the Bears.

15. (20) Miami Dolphins (7-6): The win over the Jets might be too little too late for the Dolphins, who would need a bunch of miracles to make the playoffs.

16. (13) St. Louis Rams (6-7): With a losing record the Rams still lead the division. It’s very possible we could see a 7-9 team in the playoffs.

17. (22) Indianapolis Colts (7-6): The Colts win over the Titans was huge. It put the Titans out of contention, and put the Colts right back in the hunt.

18. (16) Oakland Raiders (6-7): The Raiders have been scrappy all year long. Sadly, scrappy doesn’t get banners hung in your stadium.

19. (18) Seattle Seahawks (6-7): The Hawks could usurp the Rams for the division lead, which based on their record is just plain depressing.

20. (25) Houston Texans (5-8): They pushed the Ravens to overtime, and the defense did their part – sadly the offense didn’t do theirs.

21. (26) San Francisco 49ers (5-8): A big win for the Niners leaves us all wondering which crappy team will take the NFC West.

22. (19) Tennessee Titans (5-8): The Titans are now out of earshot for the division or anything resembling a winning season.

23. (21) Dallas Cowboys (4-9): For a second there, I thought the Cowboys were going to win the game against the Eagles, then they didn’t.

24. (17) Cleveland Browns (5-8): Jake Delhomme does not win football games anymore. The Browns have all but given up if they keep starting him.

25. (23) Washington Redskins (5-8): This team makes other teams on the field play just as shitty as they do. Too bad it didn’t help them to a win.

26. (24) Minnesota Vikings (5-8): Favre is done and Tavaris Jackson is terrible. The roof collapse was the coolest thing to see happen in Minnesota all year.

27. (29) Arizona Cardinals (4-9): Mathematically, they could take the division. In reality, there is not a chance in hell.

28. (27) Detroit Lions (3-10): Nice win over the Packers. They did it with strong defense and knocking out the QB. At this point though, who cares?

29. (28) Buffalo Bills (3-10): They had to play hard all four quarters to beat the falling Browns. At least they’re not the Panthers.

30. (31) Denver Broncos (3-10): The Broncos got smoked by the Cardinals. When do the Tim Tebow chants start?

31. (30) Cincinnati Bengals (2-11): The Bungles… what else needs to be said?

32. (32) Carolina Panthers (1-12): Are they getting worse? They are already looking at the draft boards.

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Digital Dads NFL Pre-Game: Week 14

Thursday, December 9th, 2010

Matt Cassel is looking towards the playoffs. (Image: www.reuters.com)

With Tom Brady and his golden locks winning on Monday night against the Jets, that brought me to 12-4 on the week. Which makes me 115-78, that’s like a 60% win percentage. Hey, if you’ve been betting the moneyline on every single game this year – that means you’d be a winner! Not by much, but at least it’s not a losing record. Don’t worry, there will be a column at the end of the year highlighting all of my mistakes. Or at least the giant glowing ones. Like most of my playoff predictions at the beginning of the year.

So we enter Week 14 now. The Thursday night game is a staple, one that I constantly forget to watch. Scott Hanson of the NFL RedZone has unknowingly become my best friend in the whole wide world. If it wasn’t for the NFL RedZone, this column would not be possible. Yes, I’m totally marking out to the NFL RedZone, but c’mon – how else would I be able to see the big plays of every single game? Enough marking out, we should really get into the picks this week. There are some massive games this week. Games that would make Peter North question his manhood. So nuzzle your ass in your Lazy-Boy and get comfy (make sure you put a pillow in between the laptop and your balls) – here come the picks.

Featured Game:

Kansas City at San Diego Line: -7.0 UPSET SPECIAL!!
It was tough picking the featured game this week. Basically, when I do – this is the game that I’m saying will be the best game of the week. Most weekends, I’ve been pretty right on. Some haven’t turned out the way that I planned. For me, it’s most important for this column and the continuity of the universe that I get this one right. That being said, the Kansas City Chiefs are on the tip of every one’s tongue. In a division that in recent years has seen the Chargers on top, the Chiefs are on top with a two game lead over the Chargers. That’s why this game is so important for the Chiefs. A win gets them one game closer to the playoffs and winning the division, while a loss keeps the Chargers well alive to come back and take the division. I’ll say it like this cause it’s true, but this is the Chiefs division and playoff berth to lose. It’s a good thing they have been playing killer football lately. The play action is alive and well with Matt Cassel at the helm, I have no doubt they will make the playoffs this year. The road goes through sunny Southern California first. I’m taking the Chiefs to pull off the upset and send the Chargers packing.

Tailgate City (The Rest:)

Indianapolis at Tennessee Line: +3.5
I’m not sure what this game means for these two teams. Right now, they are both in line behind the Jaguars for the division and any hopes at the playoffs. However, neither team is playing playoff caliber football and if I could pick them both to lose this game I would. Peyton and the boys got rocked sideways last week against the Cowboys, losing in overtime. What the hell happened there? What happened was sloppy QB play and a roster full of injuries. The Titans got hopelessly smacked around by the Jaguars. I’m rooting for the Titans to win this game though, since they are a game behind Indy and Indy is a game behind the Jags. These two teams don’t even deserve to be in a playoff race. Titans at home.

Cleveland at Buffalo Line: -1.0
The Browns pulled off a close win last week, relying on strong defense instead of back-up QB Jake Delhomme. The interceptions won the game for them, and sunk the Dolphins. This week Colt McCoy should be back, which good because they travel to Buffalo to take on the scrappy Bills. That’s what you call a 2-10 team that comes close every week – scrappy. However, the Bills have had a tough time with stingy pass defenses and strong running games this year, and the Browns have both those things. I’m looking for the Browns to take this game and get one more closer to breaking even. Browns to win.

Green Bay at Detroit Line: +7.0
The Lions just can’t get a break this year. They hung in the game last week and a late roughing call (that shouldn’t have been a call) against Suh kept the Bears in it, eventually netting them the win. Too bad for the Lions though. They don’t suck this year, but based on the win/loss record one could argue that point. So is this a good team? Winning at home against Green Bay would prove it. However, that’s probably not going to happen. The Packers slowed down for a couple weeks, but the win over the Niners last week should propel them far enough for a win this week. Packers on the road.

New York at Minnesota Line: -0.0
The Vikings are now Favre-less. Chances are, he’s going to miss a start for the first time since 1992 or some crazy shit like that. This is a good thing. Look, I respect Favre and think he’s probably the greatest QB of my generation, but he should have hung up the cleats last year. Now he just looks the fool and you know if he starts this weekend it’s a stunt and he’s still running the team. Tavaris Jackson needs his shot, his own chance to fail and he’ll have a huge test against the crazy strong pass rush of the Giants. However, as Vick proved – that pass rush has holes. It’s just a matter of knowing how to exploit it. So the question for the Viking is whether or not their offensive line can give Tavaris enough time to let routes develop. If not, the Vikings are screwed. I’m taking the Giants on the road in what will be a surprisingly close game.

Cincinnati at Pittsburgh Line: -9.0
Ah, the AFC North, my favorite division. The Bungles have no shot in this game – or do they? The AFC North fully subscribes to the whole ‘every other Sunday’ theory but in reality the Bungles have no weapons greater than T.O., Ochocinco and Palmer – yet continue to lose. Why is this? They have a competent running game, can develop the play action – yet their defense is one of the worst in the league. Plus, as I predicted (though I didn’t think it would be this bad) they don’t seem to have the cohesion of a team. This is why they will continue to lose, especially against a team like the Steelers, who won a bruising cage match against the Ravens. Rothlesberger is hurt, but I bet he’ll still play. It really won’t matter. They should rest him. Steelers at home.

Tampa Bay at Washington Line: +3.0
In all reality, this should be a win for the Buccaneers. Look, it’s clear I don’t like the Bucs – I haven’t picked them all year and I refuse to. That’s my agenda so bite me. However, they haven’t beaten a team with a winning record all year. Lucky for them, only one more team they play at this point (the Saints) have a winning record. They get the Redskins, then the Seahawks, then the Panthers then the Saints. They have a pretty good chance of finishing 10-6. They have a young team, one of the youngest in the league so it’s not a surprise they aren’t beaten the veteran teams. However, this match-up is interesting because here you have the young’ens on the Bucs, and the old hats on the Redskins in McNabb, Shanahan, Moss & Hanesworth (who has been a non-factor this year.) The Redskins can play good offensive ball every once in a while, but have the worst ranked defense in the league. The bottom. Number 32. Regardless, I refuse to pick the Bucs. Skins to win at home.

Atlanta at Carolina Line: +7.5
Matty Ice. The nickname has stuck. With a calm and cool demeanor, not looking flushed or rushed he came back down-field against the Bucs and put the winning score on the board. This kid is lights out when the situation calls for a comeback. Two minute drill? Forget about it. He’s mastered that and the one minute drill. The Falcons are playing as a unit. The defense is strong and seemed to have an off week against the Bucs. Do not underestimate your opponent! Especially a team with absolutely nothing to play for or to lose – like the Panthers. Last in almost every offensive stat, holding the single worst record in the league the Panthers are playing terrible football right now. Expect more of the same as the Falcons come to town and tear them apart. Call it practice. Falcons on the road.

Oakland at Jacksonville Line: -4.5
Oakland continues to baffle and surprise. The massive win over the Chargers last week was epic for this perennially struggling team. In the long run – the next four weeks – I don’t think that win will be enough. They are going to be too far out for the Wild Card and KC is pretty much running away with the division. So good effort fellas, maybe next year. Which makes them dangerous for a team like the Jags, who are on the cusp of locking down the AFC South. They are playing like it too, ever since that hail mary win – the Jags haven’t looked back. This week, I’d look for Maurice Jones-Drew to go for 200+ against a run defense that hasn’t been stingy enough this year. Jags to win at home.

St. Louis at New Orleans Line: -9.5
Bradford has had great poise this year, and like Mark Sanchez and Ben Rothlesberger before him could see the playoffs in his rookie year. I say could because this Rams team is only 6-6 yet they lead the division with that record. Frankly, the NFC West could go to one of three team. Kind of sad huh? This week they travel to another comfy, loud dome to play the Saints. The Saints started the season a bit slow, but in recent weeks have woken up and taken back the field. Yet last week they nearly took a spanking by the Bungles. What happened there? Well, the defense took a strong nap. This week, back at home, the crowd won’t let that happen and Bradford has not played in such a hostile place as New Orleans (as far as noise levels during the snap count.) I see this being another rough game for the Saints, as the Rams will come out quick and fast. Expect a comeback by the Saints. Saints to win at home.

Seattle at San Francisco Line: -4.5
The break even Seahawks, who have been about as consistent as a rash drive down the coast to visit division rival 49′ers. To say this game is huge for the Niners is an understatement. This game is more than huge. It’s gigantic. You see, the Niners invested a lot of money and stress in Michael Crabtree last year to very little payoff. At the same time they took a huge chance with Mike Singletary in bringing him on as the head coach. So far both have been to little avail and Singletary will be looking for a new job at the end of the season. However, even at 4-8 they still have a chance in this division, and this game is it. This is a must win for the Niners, which leads me to pick the Seahawks on the road to win. The Niners don’t perform well under pressure. They don’t have the line-up for it.

New England at Chicago Line: +3.0
A week after the two best teams in the NFC played, the two best teams in the AFC played each other. Now we get the best in the AFC versus the best in the NFC. This may as well be the Superbowl. How can I even think about picking a winner in this game? Both these teams are playing at the top of their game right now, especially the Patriots who simply destroyed the Jets last week. So, since I have to make a pick I’m going to go out on a limb and pick the Bears. No wait, I’m gonna pick the Pats. No wait, I’m gonna pick the Bears. Crap. Ok, let’s flip a coin – the Bears are at home, yet the Pats play well on the road and certainly in the weather. A win puts the Pats further away from the Jets, while the Bears have a chance to lock up the division with a win. Man, this is a tough one. Ok, I’m taking the Pats on the road. Final decision.

Miami at NY Jets Line: -6.0
I said the Jets would ‘hang in there’ against the Patriots on Monday night. Boy, was I wrong about that. They got worked. The Patriots beat them on offense, beat them on defense and just beat them. No doubt that they started fresh at practice this week. Hopefully instead of focusing on what they did wrong, they focused on the Dolphins because this ‘Fins team is not to be taken lightly. They also suffered a loss last week, and although it was close – it was a tough defense that brought them down. And while I didn’t see a tough defense on Monday night against the Pats, the Jets supposedly have one of those. I expect it to wake back up for this cold weather game. Ricky and Ronnie don’t run as well in the snow, which leaves the passing game – which hasn’t been fantastic lately. Jets at home.

Denver at Arizona Line: -0.0 CRAPFEST OF THE WEEK!!
The Broncos fired Josh McDaniels this week. That would make for an interesting story line, except they suck and that’s why he’s gone. His record has been terrible since he’s been coaching the Broncos, so perhaps it’s time he take a break. Meanwhile the Cardinals are doing no better and are the only team in their division that has no chance at the playoffs. Both these teams suck, this match-up will be terrible to watch and no-one cares who wins. I don’t even think the fans will win this one. Since I have to pick a winner – Cardinals at home.

Philadelphia at Dallas Line: +3.5
The NFC East is a fun division. One week the Giants are looking like they are going to run away with it, then another week the Eagles get on top, while the Redskins keep it fresh by never letting us know if they are for real or not. Then there is the Cowboys. The Cowboys have been a huge let down this season and were the first to fire their coach. However, Jon Kitna is showing some spark, which culminated with his beating of the Colts last week. This could be an interesting game for the Eagles. The important thing for the Cowboys of course is to contain Vick. The Bears did it, and since then Vick has almost been a non-factor (as much as Vick can be a non-factor.) However, the Eagles should prevail with a win on the road.

Baltimore at Houston Line: +3.0
The Ravens played a nice violent game against the Steelers last week, which was really no surprise. A couple fines were handed out after the game and the Steelers are nursing a couple bloody noses. It’s no doubt they’ll bring that type of pain to the Houston game, but they don’t hate the Texans like they hate the Steelers. They will beat them though, the Texans at this point really don’t stand a chance. Ravens to win on the road.

I just want to make one closing point about the NFL RedZone channel, Comcast does not offer it in HD in my area. I have to watch it on an HD TV in regular definition. Now, I know the NFL owns all the cameras and is broadcasting the channel in HD, cause Verizon FiOS offers it. So my question to Comcast is – is this going to change? Because I will switch to Verizon and encourage others to if this doesn’t change next year. In fact, it’d be better if it changes by Week 15. Punks.

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Digital Dads NFL Power Rankings

Tuesday, December 7th, 2010

How many Pats fans with they were that chick? (Image: Stetson)

I’m sure there are tons of New England fans out there that wish the season ended right now. Today. Last night was the last game. A massive blowout of the New York Jets. The Jets fell apart and the Patriots took advantage. Like I said in my picks last week, the Jets can’t afford to “get lucky” against the Pats, and they didn’t. Brady, and his manly locks, was at the top of his game last night. Striking with precision and poise and firing up the defense.

That being said, it’s no surprise to see the Patriots back in the top spot again this week. One would think they could hold on to it, but the season ain’t over yet. There were a couple surprises this week on the playing field, and the biggest one has to be the Colts. Since these are my power rankings based on algorithms that I come up with in my head, I can do what I want. And I dropped the Colts like a rock.

If you can’t tell, last weeks rankings are in those curvy line boxes next to this weeks ranking. Pay attention. Power Rankings. Now.

1. (2) New England Patriots (10-2): That wasn’t a win against the Jets, that was a statement. It stated “back the fuck off, this is our division.”

2. (1) Atlanta Falcons (10-2): That win against the Bucs looked harder than it was. Matty Ice likes a comeback.

3. (4) Chicago Bears (9-3): The Lions put up a fight for a little bit, but the Bears showed why they are a 1st place team.

4. (7) Pittsburgh Steelers (9-3): Their violent cage match with the Ravens ended with a win, but will it be enough to hold the division?

5. (3) New York Jets (9-3): The Jets aren’t out of it yet, but they’ll be on the shame bus for at least a week.

6. (5) New Orleans Saints (9-3): A close win for the Saints, who didn’t seem to think they needed to bring their defense with them.

7. (6) Baltimore Ravens (8-4): This hurts the Ravens more than Big Ben’s nose. It has to be wins from here on out if they want that wild card.

8. (8) New York Giants (8-4): The battle for the NFC North is going to come down to the Giants vs. Philly. No one cares about the Redskins.

9. (9) Kansas City Chiefs (8-4): With the Raiders win over the Chargers, the Chiefs are now running away with the division.

10. (11) Philadelphia Eagles (8-4): A huge win for the Eagles, if they hope to beat the Giants for the division they better step it up a notch.

11. (17) Jacksonville Jaguars (7-5): The Jags drubbing of the Titans was only highlighted by the Colts also losing, catapulting the Jags into first place.

12. (12) Green Bay Packers (8-4): The Packers need to beat divisional teams. Like the Bears. I know they play the Bears again.

13. (14) St. Louis Rams (6-6): Uh, this team is in first place at 6-6. Sickeningly enough, the 4-9 Cardinals still have a chance at the division. Really.

14. (10) San Diego Chargers (6-6): This team flip flops more than a drunk politician on a cocaine bender on the tea cup ride.

15. (16) Tampa Bay Buccaneers (7-5): Told you. The Bucs can’t beat a winning team. Who do they have left? Three losing teams then the Saints. Sadly, they could make the playoffs.

16. (20) Oakland Raiders (6-6): Only a game behind the division leading Chiefs. Let me repeat that – only a game behind.

17. (21) Cleveland Browns (5-7): Mathematically, the Browns still have a chance. Realistically, it may be too little too late.

18. (23) Seattle Seahawks (6-6): They just skittered by the scrappy Panthers, but a win is a win is a win.

19. (22) Tennessee Titans (5-7): Nice ass kicking by the Jags. The only reason they appear to have risen a couple spots is to make room at the bottom for even worse teams.

20. (13) Miami Dolphins (6-6): Whoops. The Browns defense was too much for the Fins. See ya next year.

21. (26) Dallas Cowboys (4-8): Huge win over the Colts. Massive, crazy win over the Colts. It won’t be enough to salvage a season, but still big.

22. (18) Indianapolis Colts (6-6): Oh how the mighty have fallen. That home loss to the hapless Cowboys puts the Colts nearly out of contention.

23. (19) Washington Redskins (5-7): The RedSkins are really slapping themselves for resigning McNabb long term.

24. (25) Minnesota Vikings (5-7): Nice win against the Bills. Now do that against a real team. The only plus here is that Favre is out. Vikings might have an outside chance.

25. (15) Houston Texans (5-7): Getting smacked around by the Eagles does not bode well for this struggling team trying still to find an identity.

26. (24) San Francisco 49ers (4-8): Even at 4-8 the Niners still have a chance to rally and win the division. I am not kidding.

27. (30) Detroit Lions (2-10): They put up a nice fight against the Bears for a bit, but were outmatched in the end. This team should have done much, much better this year.

28. (27) Buffalo Bills (2-10): No fucking way this team doesn’t get first pick in the draft next year.

29. (28) Arizona Cardinals (3-9): The Cardinals are the one NFC West team that actually doesn’t have a shot at the division.

30. (31) Cincinnati Bengals (2-10): The Bungles almost pulled off a major upset, but fell apart in the very end. That’s too bad. But not really.

31. (29) Denver Broncos (3-9): Josh McDaniels is available, maybe the Cowboys will hire him. Or the Vikings. Or the NFL Network.

32. (32) Carolina Panthers (1-11): I’m hoping they win at least one more game so the Bills can get first pick in the draft.

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Digital Dads NFL Pre-Game: Week 13

Thursday, December 2nd, 2010

Will the Jets be celebrating this Monday night? (image: NFL)

Last week was another good week for my picks as I went 11-5 (103-74 on the season,) but like I said – this late in the season it only gets easier to make the right predictions. Want to know my secret? Pick the team with the best record, don’t pick the Cowboys, Bucs or Bungles. Or the Lions. Or the Bills or Vikings. Or the Cardinals or Niners.

So this week brings us back to a lot of divisional play, which is going to make the difference in a lot of teams making the run for the playoffs or not. Ouch, I just got a shoulder stinger there. That’s from typing the word “playoffs.” Playoffs? Playoffs? Yeah, right around the corner. Frankly, I think it’s going to be a great discussion when an 8-8 team from the NFC West gets into the playoffs yet a possible 10-6 team or 11-5 team from another division gets left out. The top 12 teams should get in, not just cause you were the cream of the crap in a shitty division.

Anyway, that’s a discussion that the players union can have with the owners after they sign a new contract next year. That is – if they sign a new contract next year. That whole strike thing is looming once again in the background, no one is talking about it much, but it’s there. On a side note, my soundtrack for writing this post today is The Vitrolum Republic. Groovy. Now, how about some picks! Let’s get it on!

Featured Game:

NY Jets at New England Line: -3.5
The battle for AFC supremacy starts and ends with these two teams. While the Ravens and Steelers may pose a threat in the playoffs, the AFC Championship game is going to feature one of these two teams (or possibly both since one will most likely get the Wild-Card and the other win the division.) So much to @bigguyd’s chagrin, I can’t automatically pick the Patriots in this match-up. I think there is more to it than just Tom Brady and the killer offense and competent defense of the Patriots. The Jets seem to eke out a win week after week, usually staying in the game with strong defense. This is going to be the real test of Mark Sanchez’s resolve this year. Their last meeting ended in a huge win for the Jets at home, but this time they are visiting the Patriots and have changed a bit since Week 2. They seemed dominant then, and now just seem like they are good enough to hang in there, but not win. So, I’m going to pick the Patriots to take this game at home and shore up the top spot in the AFC East.

Tailgate City (The Rest:)

Houston at Philadelphia Line: -9.0
The Texans pulled off the win at home against the struggling Titans to stay in the playoff race. That’s right, even at a paltry 5-6 they still have quite a good chance at competing for the AFC South crown. Go figure. This has more to do with the Colts losing than them winning. This week, they are surely watching tape of the Bears win over the Eagles to learn about that Vick fellow. Can they contain? I think they’ll try, but the hostile Philly crowd noise and the cool weather may stifle the offensive communication, whether or not they contain Vick. Plus, the Philly D ain’t half bad. Philly to win at home.

New Orleans at Cincinnati Line: +7.0
The Saints need to win this game, that’s all there is to it. If they hope to somehow inexplicably steal the division from the Falcons they need to keep up by not getting upset by crappy teams. The Bungles could upset, I don’t think they will – but it’s possible. They have all the weapons to upset, oh wait, they don’t have a defense. Forgot about that. I suppose you’d need one of those to win. Saints on the road.

Chicago at Detroit Line: +3.5
Da Bears are back. Frankly, I’m loving it. I’m not a Bears fan but this team is looking good lately. I picked them to beat the Eagles last week and they didn’t dissapoint in one of the best games of the weekend. They found a way to contain Vick by generally keeping a three man front and giving him no where to throw, then he got shut down on the run because they had a free safety or corner coming in when he started to leave the pocket as the three and/or an additional linebacker came on the rush. It was good football. The Lions can’t compete with good football right now. They put a couple points on the Patriots, but in the end couldn’t keep up. Bears on the road.

San Francisco at Green Bay Line: -9.5
The Packers loss last week really sets them back in the division. In order to gain ground on the Bears (since the wild card will most likely go to the Saints) they are going to have to win the rest of their games in dominant Packer fashion. While the Niners pulled off a win against the Cardinals last week, Troy Smith still had a rough game and didn’t look confident in the pocket. This is daunting for this team that really needs a boost since Steve Young left. I’m looking for the Niners to come out shooting, but miss the target by a couple touchdowns. I just don’t think their defense has a chance against Rodgers. Packers to win at home.

Jacksonville at Tennessee Line: -0.0
Oddly enough, this is the battle for the division – this week at least. Every team in this division has a valid shot at winning it – maybe even with a paltry 9-7 record. Which is going to suck for teams with a better record in a better division. The Jags are the surprise team of the AFC, even with their record. They have been pulling off some surprise wins, but fell back down to Earth against the Giants last week. They needed that win, but thankfully the Titans dropped to the Texans. Should be interesting going down the next couple of weeks. I’m taking the Jags to win this week, just because the Titans are still having trouble running the ball and passing the ball. Ouch.

Denver at Kansas City Line: -9.0
The Chiefs are on a roll this season. Another big win last week is pushing them further up the Power Rankings and closer to the playoffs. They need to keep an eye out for the Chargers though, who are only a game behind and looking to be heating up. Thankfully, the Chiefs get the Broncos at home this week. This should be a cake game for them, since the Broncos have apparently forgotten how to play football. The KC offense will be too much for the water thin Broncos defense. KC at home.

Cleveland at Miami Line: -4.5
The Dolphins pulled off a kind of upset last week against the Raiders. Both Henne and Thigpen got playing time, but it didn’t seem to matter because all they had to do was hand the ball to Ricky. I’m still undecided if that was good play by the Dolphins, or crappy play by the Raiders who have been strong against the run most of the season. However, a win is a win. The same can be said about the Browns. They won against the Panthers, but Delhomme nearly threw the game away – literally. The Browns can not win with him going forward. They need Colt McCoy back. He’s missed practice thus far this week, but should be back on Sunday. With his rocket arm and the running power of Hillis, I’m taking the Browns to upset on the road.

Buffalo at Minnesota Line: -5.5 UPSET SPECIAL!!
Buffalo might be far out of it when it comes to playoffs, or even a winning season, but they are not out of it when it comes to competing for the win. Their ultra competitive game against the Steelers came after a killer win against the Bungles. That’s the way they are playing right now. Only a late dropped TD pass killed them against the Steelers. So as they travel to the comfy dome of Minnesota, one has to think they stand a pretty damn good chance of winning. Especially with the Vikings coming off a win at Washington. Usually that would pump a team up, and it will, but the Vikings have been anything but consistent. I’m taking the Bills to upset on the road.

Washington at NY Giants Line: -7.0
The Redskins took a tough loss at home to the struggling Vikings. This was a turning point for the Redskins as it dropped them to 5-6. They’ll be lucky if they get to 8-8 on the year, but I’m thinking it’s going to be more like 6-10 the way they are going right now. They travel to New York to face off against their division rival Giants. The Giants are looking hot at the moment – at the moment. Again, this is another inconsistent team – especially on defense. However, this week should be a good one for them as the Redskins offense still isn’t clicking with McNabb. Just shut down Santana Moss and you can control the game. Taking the Giants to win at home.

Oakland at San Diego Line: -13.0
The Chargers proved that they should not be underestimated with that huge beat down of the Colts. Hell, even if they had won by one point it still would have been a beat down. They controlled Manning, they covered the receivers well and their offense exploded into the end zone. They looked like the Chargers look on paper, which is a good thing. Meanwhile, the Raiders are back to being what we expect from the Raiders – losers. Which is why I’m taking the Chargers at home, just cause the Raiders are well, the Raiders.

Dallas at Indianapolis Line: -5.5
The Colts looked hurt and sad after that loss to the Chargers. But remember, this is Peyton Manning’s team. Do you think he’s going to let them lose two weeks in a row? I don’t think so. The Cowboys at the moment are Jon Kitna’s team and while that did them well one week, it won’t do them well against the Colts at home. The Colts are too good at home with the crowd to lose this game to the nearly coach-less Cowboys. Colts at home.

St. Louis at Arizona Line: +3.5
No way the Rams lose this game. Not now, not after the season they’ve been having. Bradford has been playing awesome rookie football, and their defense has been keeping up with even the best offenses. The Cardinals started off looking like they could compete, but they quickly proved that they really couldn’t. It all boils down to quarterback problems with this team. Neither QB that has started this year has done a lick of shit. Andersen looks rattled almost all the time, having no pocket protection hasn’t helped him a bit. Rams to win on the road.

Carolina at Seattle Line: -6.0
Every week I seem to be looking at one game and can’t think of anything good to say. This is that game. The Seahawks are a so-so team at best, and haven’t really proven anything on offense or defense. The thing is, they could still win the division – with a losing record! The NFC West is just shit. Thankfully for the Hawks, the much, much worse Panthers come to town. Should be an easy win for the Seahawks, but you never really know do you? I’m taking the Hawks, but leaving open the possibility that the Panthers might upset.

Atlanta at Tampa Bay Line: +3.0
The Bucs proved last week that they can’t win against a team with a winning record, and now the best team in the NFC comes to Tampa Bay. Forget it. The Bucs don’t stand a chance against the Falcons this year. Deluded bandwagoning Bucs fans might think so, but they don’t. Falcons to win easy on the road.

Pittsburgh at Baltimore Line: -3.0
Only one of these teams is going to make the playoffs. That’s a sad reality based on how well they are both playing. Well, how well the Ravens are playing. They haven’t faltered much at all this season, but the Steelers near loss to the Bills last week kind of gave me some pause in picking this team to win the division. I think the Steelers are the Jets of the AFC North. They have been winning, but honestly their wins have been fairly close and there is a lot of luck involved. You know, like a coin toss. The Ravens have all the cards in this match-up, it’s their game to lose and I don’t think that they will. Ravens at home.

That’s all folks. Week 13 in a nutshell. A 2000 word nutshell. Whatever. You’ll notice that there was no crapfest of the week this week because frankly, they are all good match-ups. Even the Thursday night game, which usually is sub-par at best. Hell, I’d even watch the Bucs game just to see them get worked by the Falcons. All good shit. Stay tuned next week, when I talk more football. If you haven’t figured out the theme with this column by now, perhaps it’s time for a nap.

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The Digital Dads NFL Pre-Game: Week 12

Thursday, November 25th, 2010

Will Greg Jennings be leaping this week against the Falcons? (Image: UPI/Brian Kersey)

Wow. I went 12-4 (92-69 on the season) last week and I would have went 14-2 had I not picked emotionally against the Bucs and the Cowboys. I can’t help it. I refuse to pick those teams no matter how it affects my stats. At least I’ve gotten the hang of picking the Broncos, who are on the suck list. Admittedly, at this point in the season it gets a bit easier to pick games. To a point, I mean, I did go 5-9 in Week 10.

Well, it’s Week 12, and for those of you who are lamenting the end of the season wait until you see the slate of games on tap for this week. We of course have our perennial stinkers at Dallas and Detroit on Turkey Day, along with an additional Thursday night game that isn’t too bad, then the weekend offers up some great match-ups that will surely test the mettle of many teams.

There are a lot of questions on the minds of football fans going into Week 12. Is Matt Ryan really the best QB in the league? Is Brett Favre going to retire? Is Randy Moss going to run a competent pattern and not look so sad? Can the Bungles get top dollar for Ochocinco and T.O. at the end of the season? There are no real good answers to all these questions except “yes.” Yes, all that will happen. Or it might not. What do I look like to you? An 8-ball? Give me a break. I’m just a loon writing a loosely crafted NFL column. Sheesh. On to Week 12!

Featured Game:

Green Bay at Atlanta Line: -2.0
The battle for NFC supremacy starts here. This could very well be the NFC championship game this year. The football gods are kind by giving us this game a couple weeks early. The high scoring Green Bay offense against the stingy & sometimes rude Atlanta secondary. This game is going to come down to run defense, and I think Atlanta has the better run defense. This could pose a problem for the Packers, who have solidified themselves as a strong passing team, their running game falling just enough behind that a strong run defense could really affect the play action portions of the playbook. I’m hoping for a nice high scoring affair, with both teams swapping touchdowns until the very end. This game is going to come down to mistakes made, but both of these teams lead the league in forcing & recovering turnovers. This is the Ali / Frazier game of the year. But, I have to pick a winner. Since the Falcons are at home, no, shit. I have no idea. This is really a tough one. Packers in final play comeback win dramatic fashion. It’s the only way.

Tailgate City (The Rest):

New England at Detroit Line: +7.0
Seven? The line is only at seven? Are you kidding me? The Patriots spanked the Colts last week, on offense and on defense. If Peyton and crew couldn’t compete, what makes anyone think the Lions have a chance against this Patriots team? The Lions at this point are just a worn down speed bump on the road to the playoffs for a team like the Patriots. Patriots on the road easy. Though the Lions might put up a bit of a fight.

New Orleans at Dallas Line: +4.0
The Saints are right back where they are supposed to be – winning with flair. The Cowboys are where no one thought they’d be. On their second coach of the year with Jon Kitna at the helm. Did you see his shit eating grin during the pistol whipping of his former team last week? Well, reverse that grin and replace it with frustration. That’s what he’s going to have passing into the Saints secondary. Aside from easily predicting a Saints road win here, I’m also going to say that Dallas turns the ball over no less than three times.

Cincinnati at NY Jets Line: -9.0
The Bungles played a good first half of football against the sunk Bills. Then they went into the locker room. I have no idea what happened in there, but they came out and gave the game away in more ways than one. The defense fell apart, while Palmer was off target the rest of the game for the most part. The crowd was right to be showering them with boos by the fourth quarter. The Jets pulled off another close win, proving – nothing. They are getting lucky and that will fail them when they come back to divisional play. However, this week they get the Bungles at home, so I’m predicting a win to stay even with the Patriots.

Pittsburgh at Buffalo Line: +6.5
Whoa, the Bills were the highest scoring team last week. Of course, they were playing the aforementioned Bungles, whose defense could have given up 200 yards to a monkey with a bag of candy corn. Fred Jackson, while still a very good runner, is going to have a hell of a time against the Steelers front four. The key to Buffalo even staying in this game is how their offensive line plays. In order for Fitzpatrick to even have a chance throwing the ball, they are going to have to open up the play action – and that means running. I wouldn’t count on it. It’d be nice to say that the Bills have a chance, but they don’t. Steelers with the win on the road.

Carolina at Cleveland Line: -0.0
The Browns pulled off another close – loss. This team comes so close and just can’t hold it together in the end. What happened last week? It’s easy. They were ahead and went into a prevent defense. Know what a prevent defense is good for? Preventing you from winning! They gave the Jags too much field, and didn’t keep up the pocket pressure that up until that point kept Maurice Jones-Drew and Garrard mostly silent. Which is why the Panthers might have a chance to stay in this game. They are outmatched, and it’s possible that McCoy could be sitting with a sprained ankle, but it won’t matter. The Panthers are playing with a QB called up from his couch a couple weeks ago. They are done. Cleveland to win at home.

Jacksonville at NY Giants Line: -7.5 UPSET SPECIAL!!
You know what, the Jags have gotten lucky. Or have they? Sure, that heave-ho against the Texans was luck, but then they did it again against the Browns as well. Just coming back at the last second to take the game. So is it luck or is it the defense stepping up late to give the offense a chance? Well sure, why not? This week they travel to visit the Giants, who are a confused little team. They got absolutely worked by the Eagles, losing the division lead. Will they rebound and trounce the Jags? I don’t think so. When this team gets down on themselves, they play like absolute shit. I’m taking the Jags to upset on the road.

Minnesota at Washington Line: -2.0
Sigh. The Vikings insist that Favre will be their starter this weekend as they travel to Washington to take on the Redskins. Are you kidding me Vikings? Look, Favre has had a fantastic – nay, legendary – career but it’s time to just admit the guy cannot carry a team like he used to. Or lets put it another way, if the offensive line is incapable of collapsing in on itself there is no way he can succeed. You’ve lost the division, there is no hope for the playoffs. It’s time to ween your next generation of QB. Don’t doom Jackson to be a perennial back-up, the kid can get better if you give him a chance. Meanwhile, the Redskins are coming off a strong win against the Titans. Sure, they were facing who-dat Rusty Smith, but still – they won. And that’s what counts. I expect them to carry some of that momentum against the struggling Vikings. Redskins to win at home.

Tennessee at Houston Line: -0.0
Oh how far the mighty have fallen. The Texans have the number one rusher in the league in Adrian Foster. He’s also scored the most touchdowns in the league – yet – the Texans are hugging the bottom of the division. They have some company in the Titans though, who are now without Vince Young, Kerry Collins was pushed to emergency back-up and rookie Rusty Smith from Florida Mid-Atlantic is taking the snaps. Chris Johnson has not been the destructive force he’s been in the past and while the Titans started off with one of the strongest defenses in the league, have slowed down a lot. Which is why I’m taking the Texans to win at home this weekend.

Miami at Oakland Line: -0.0
What were your expectations for these two teams? I expected the Dolphins to be much better than they are, but a shaky passing offense that never found it’s rhythm and a constant quarterback problem has destined this team to once again miss the playoffs. The Raiders, well, what do you think I expected them to do? Lose of course. And now they are. That loss to the Steelers last week should put them out of the winners circle – but will it? This is a scrappy team that is getting it done as best they can and the benefits of a sub-par division give them a strong chance at the playoffs. This is a must win for the Raiders, and apologies once again to King Digital Dad CC Chapman, but the Raiders will win this game.

Kansas City at Seattle Line: +1.0
The Chiefs won again last week, are 5-0 at home but 1-4 on the road. Do stats like that matter a bit? We’ll see this week as they travel to the great rainy north to face off against the 5-5 Seahawks. The Hawks are far from out of it thanks once again to being in a crummy division. In fact, they lead the division. They could very well make the playoffs with a losing record. It’s very possible. That doesn’t bode well for the state of the NFC. It’s not going to bode well for the Seahawks when they lose to the Chiefs this weekend.

Philadelphia at Chicago Line: +3.5
This is a tough one. Really, it is. If there is one team in the league I would think that has a chance at containing Vick. The Redskins couldn’t do it, the Giants couldn’t do it so can the Bears do it? It’s not like this kind of play from Vick is a surprise to anyone, he did it when he was with the Falcons. Containing Vick is the first priority for the Bears, everything else after that point is secondary. The Eagles defense gives just enough up for the Bears to take advantage, but they absolutely have to contain Vick. That means corner blitzes with a spy, or some sort of contain. Well, there really is no cure. However, I’m going to go out on a limb and predict the Bears to somehow eke out a win this weekend.

St. Louis at Denver Line: -5.0
This would be the crapfest of the week if not for the Rams still having quite a good shot at winning their division. This game is another of those must-win games this week. Bradford has been having a pretty good rookie season, the most important factor is that he’s still standing after 11 weeks of getting roughed up by opponents defenses. The Broncos are nothing without Shanahan, and since he’s moved on this team has just sunk. Yes, they did okay last year but this year – when they were supposed to be better – they weren’t. Orton just looks unhappy to be there. I’m taking the Rams to upset on the road.

Tampa Bay at Baltimore Line: -7.5
Here’s the test for the Bucs – beat a team with a winning record. They have not done so yet, hell they haven’t played but two teams with winning records and lost both times (obviously.) The Ravens are a hell of team to try to prove your mettle against. Aside from my heartfelt dislike for the Bucs, I really don’t think they stand a chance on the road against the Ravens. The defense will be too strong for them, and their defense just won’t be good enough. I think their loss against the Steelers showed us that. Taking the Ravens to win at home.

San Diego at Indianapolis Line: -3.0
How about the Chargers on Monday night against the Broncos? Was it the Broncos crappy pass defense that let Rivers go for 233 yards and four touchdowns? Or perhaps it was just Rivers playing like he’s supposed to be playing. On the flip side, the Colts performed just the opposite, Peyton playing like he’s not supposed to be playing at all. This could be an interesting game, just because both teams are on a different type of rebound. The difference maker in this game is going to be the pass defense – obviously. It’s tough to really look at this game from the outside and think that either team is that much better than the other one. Considering this is a must-win for the Chargers (there are a lot of those this week for sure) I’m going to take the Colts to win. They are playing at home. How can they not?

San Francisco at Arizona Line: +2.5 CRAPFEST OF THE WEEK!!
Eh. Who cares?

Well on behalf of all of us here at Digital Dads – have a freaking awesome Thanksgiving. Eat until your belt bursts, watch football, play football, drink beer and deep fry turkeys. If you feel like blowing up half rotten pumpkins in the backyard, go for it. It’s the holiday. Blowing things up should be a tradition, and is a tradition. Boom. See ya Week 13.

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Digital Dads NFL Power Rankings

Tuesday, November 23rd, 2010

Tom Brady and the Pats are killing it right now. (Image: NFL)

Another week in the NFL is gone. How about some Power Rankings? This week, a lot of movement since half the league lost, and half the league won. Go figure. If you disagree, leave some comments. Perhaps I’ll read your comment and laugh. Perhaps I will ignore it. No one knows.

If you can’t figure it out, last week’s ranking is after this weeks’ ranking, so you can see what changed.

1. (3) New England Patriots (8-2): That easy win over the Colts secured the top spot this week for the Pats. They are the team to beat in the AFC, I just don’t think anyone will.

2. (1) Atlanta Falcons (8-2): Still rolling, the Falcons are putting the rest of the NFC in the dust.

3. (2) New York Jets (8-2): Another close comeback win for the Jets. The cardiac kids have returned.

4. (6) Philadelphia Eagles (7-3): Hopping over the Giants for the NFC East lead is enough to bump them up a couple spots. Can Vick be stopped?

5. (4) Baltimore Ravens (7-3): The Raven drop to make room for the Eagles. Sorry Flacco. Keep trying.

6. (5) Green Bay Packers (7-3): What’s that Green Bay? The Bears are in the rear view mirror. Who will make it to the finish line first?

7. (8) Pittsburgh Steelers (7-3): The Steelers don’t have an easy road to the playoffs, they finish the season against the scrappy Browns. Need to pad the wins before then.

8. (11) New Orleans Saints (7-3): Back to form, the Saints are looking like winners. Can they take the division from the Falcons?

9. (13) Chicago Bears (7-3): Is that a picnic basket boo-boo? No, that’s the Bears beating Miami and climbing up the NFC North ladder.

10. (7) New York Giants (6-4): See ya Giants. That loss to the Eagles was a spirit killer. Good luck fighting for the wild-card.

11. (16) Kansas City Chiefs (6-4): They could very well win their division with an 8-8 record.

12. (9) Indianapolis Colts (6-4): Watch out Indy, the Jags are about to crawl over your old bones for the divisional lead.

13. (19) Jacksonville Jaguars (6-4): Two surprise comeback wins in a row have put this team right back into contention. Good thing the Titans keep losing.

14. (10) Oakland Raiders (5-5): The question as to if the Raiders are the real deal was answered when they got worked by the Steelers.

15. (17) San Diego Chargers (5-5): A very crucial win for the Chargers over the Broncos keeps them in the mix, for just another week or two at least.

16. (12) Miami Dolphins (5-5): Dolphins are toast. With the Jets and Pats three wins ahead, the Fins are looking like canned tuna.

17. (18) Tampa Bay Buccaneers (7-3): The Bucs beat another sub .500 team. This team is yet to beat a team with a winning record, and they won’t.

18. (23) Washington Redskins (5-5): Call it luck, call it whatever you will, but the Redskins beat the Titans on the road. Go figure.

19. (15) Tennessee Titans (5-5): That ill timed loss to the Redskins has nearly buried this team. However, they still have a very real chance to get right back in it.

20. (21) Seattle Seahawks (5-5): The .500 record pretty much sums up what’s going on with the Seahawks.

21. (22) Houston Texans (4-6): Bad Texans, bad! Losing isn’t helping your case any.

22. (20) St. Louis Rams (4-6): They looked so good at the start of the season, but couldn’t hold it together.

23. (14) Cleveland Browns (3-7): Ouch. Another close loss drops the Browns well into the losers bracket.

24. (31) Buffalo Bills (2-8): The massive ass kicking of the Bungles helps the Bills retain some sense of self.

25. (29) Dallas Cowboys (3-7): Kitna was one happy puppy after beating the snot out of his former team.

26. (26) Detroit Lions (2-8): Yep, that’s the Lions team that we’ve come to love. Can they get it together on Turkey day?

27. (24) San Francisco 49ers (3-7): The Niners haven’t been shut out at home in a long time. They have become the epitome of pathetic.

28. (28) Arizona Cardinals (3-7): And, there go the Cardinals off into the sunset. See ya birdies.

29. (25) Denver Broncos (3-7): The Broncos are no longer being questioned for their ability to win. They are assumed to be losers now.

30. (27) Minnesota Vikings (3-7): Firing Childress was the first good thing this team has done all season. Now, bench Favre and you might have a shot at some dignity.

31. (30) Cincinnati Bengals (2-8): Again, with weapons like T.O., Palmer & Ochocinco – how does this team keep losing?

32. (32) Carolina Panthers (1-9): They brought in a stay-at-home dad to QB the team. Nuff said.

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